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Thumbs up to that, 1. No further comments are necessary. Thank you.
It seems that Tampax has found a much cheaper alternative to a boyfriend, and much better. It'll be there for you on the worst week of your life, it never let's you down, goes deeper in than your boy friend, it's way cheaper, and if you yell at it, it won't yell back. Yup, pretty much found OP's new best thing in life.
Today, my girlfriend left me for tampons. FML.
Ladies: Believe it or not, depth is not very important. The ****** is approximately 12 centimeters (4.7 inches) and a very long penis causes pain and doesn't give pleasure at all. The important thing is the thickness cuz it stimulates the nerves and the blood vessels existing in the ******. So the thicker, the better
Fthislyfe: If a chick wants a long dick, that's her choice, as is if she wants a thick one, a thin one, whatever. It's for her pleasure. So what I'm trying to say, is it all comes down to personal preference, and although research suggests otherwise, it's not always followed.
52 sounds like he googled the size and dimensions of a woman's ****** haha
So my cocky puck is great? Yes! Ladies take a ticket! :)
78 wins
So hot big is a big tampon?
Buy small tampons.
It's about the city as well...
shit, it sucks more for him....right?
Right.
Ya it is
The problem isn't that she's "shallow"..... OP you're a **** for using a tampon. A real lady would use a pad. Maybe then your ****** wouldn't be stretched out like flubber.
No.
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
He's not small, he's fun sized!
132 - They're the size of watermelons. That's why women carry a purse the size of a "Marching Order" rucksack. /troll
why do I feel like the tampon only goes in like 1 inch...
Wow, you are not a nice person
Says the one who can't spell "you're".
Because you are perceiving that from your own weiner
28-His an idiot? Wait, you're a retard. Very well, carry on.
Thank you Mitch, I salute you. :P
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He gets an A for effort ?
Sounds like a shallow relationship
She didn't say ex! =P
I don't think 26 got the pun...
Bet your tampon doesnt have the same skills as your boyfriend. Size doesnt matter. Unless its so small you have to put hot sauce on it to feel anything
Ahahahahahaha!!!
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it
I'd thumbs you up, but you already have 69 and I don't want to ruin the moment.
****. Why'd people have to ruin the moment?
Old nuns haha moment ruined.
omg.. i'd love to have a boyfriend with a dick that big!
Have a great time with a ripped ****** ;)
Quality not quantity. :)
Says the disturbingly young looking kid..
Wait, quantity? Are you referring to multiple penises? XD
It's called peni
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
You sir, are amazing. Jeffree Star
Yes
Meh, get him to figure out how to use his tongue properly then it'll make both irrelevant!
Or just hit this guy up xD someone knows what he is doing
thanks guys :p
Buy him a strap on
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well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.