By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Spicy
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 308
You deserved it 48 637
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Smeelover27 15

I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.

449 9
amanda_smith54 4

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

422 12

Comments

amanda_smith54 4

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

422 12
anythingmustbe 18

Butt maybe she didn't want to hurt his feelings?

65 10
pickles1994 18

I don't think Perdix would take no as an answer...

98 7
AKGirlinSD 20

I like how Perdix was in the user name. He has a reputation, being sarcastic and putting people in their places.

34 8
Paco_el_Taco 17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
212 29
XxDevilxXGt 26

Don't try it until you cleanse your insides thoroughly.

124 4
Sputnikspak 13

It's pretty easy to be clean. But you have to really be in a certain mood to enjoy anal (if you're female - no prostate to play with), because it takes a LOT of being relaxed. I've never had to deal with anything gross. Your rectum isn't that dirty, unless you are literally about to poop. If you want to be extra-clean, an enema works, though some can be irritating and cause cramps. But putting some distilled water up there can help clean you out a bit. And don't go from ass to vag. Or ass to mouth. Bad idea. Also: condoms, if you're still squeamish. And lots of lube. Baby wipes are handy, too.

120 13
wlddog 14

That was way more info then I thought I would read tonight on FML.

179 7
honeybadgerDG2S 2

Or you can just not give shit

28 1
pedinhuh 23

Or maybe just take a shower with your partner before the action? It works as well.

12 3
SirEskimo 13

I was going to post a legitimate comment, but then I saw your username and my mind went blank. Good stuff

197 4
BulldogHoops 14

What is it? The new app only lets me see "think im dating."

45 1
RobinKCS 9

Think I'm Dating Perdix

13 15
kissandcontrol01 20

#26 -- if I turn my phone sideways I can see the whole name. Now, go try it out!

20 1
btstig 11

You have been waiting for the perfect FML to drop that bomb. Patience pays off my friend.

55 1
dalink 24

You could probably find a better pic for it but its still funny as hell.

2 18
mbuck87 19

Maybe that's what he wanted all along?

132 1
Tempest151 11

Yea either you're going to catch him posing in the mirror in your clothes with his shit tucked in or he's very open minded.

4 1
Sputnikspak 13

33 - Being male and enjoying anal sex does not make you inclined to crossdress, nor does it make you gay. You somehow managed to be homophobic AND misogynistic in one comment. *slow clap*

2 2
AKGirlinSD 20

Actually, you're on to something! Most men who want to give anal also like to receive it as well. But they rarely admit that.

36 5
drller331 4

If he is game you should at least be open to experimentation

62 18
enormouselephant 15

9- if I'm game, are YOU into experimentation? I'd love to shove things in your ass.

20 5
buddy51 23

He's gonna love it! Lube, relax, more lube- best orgasms ever for both of you! Go for it OP, it's good to experiment and be open to new variations!

58 14