By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
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BubbleGrunge 18

Did you like his bone?

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MEM0817 18

And that's when you put him in the dog house....

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MEM0817 18

And that's when you put him in the dog house....

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punjabtimelord 18

You should offer to do it doggystyle ;D

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that_band_nerd 22

And don't forget to mention that even the dog can't sleep on the couch.

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Ian7890 23

Did you guys read this right? He's pretending the girlfriend is the dog, not the boyfriend.

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syki 22

Yeah, and they're turning the insult back around.

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websphere69 27

who let the dog out..,,

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Angel_Cacey 7

Lick him..leave as much slobber as possible

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BubbleGrunge 18

Did you like his bone?

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ironichalibut 24

I guess you could say you two do it, *puts on sunglasses* .. Doggystyle..

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Pleonasm 35

At least he didn't ask you "Who's a good bitch? You want your bone? Want me to take you to the pound?"

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SokDek 14

ahh ye olde pound town. Quite a pleasant place.

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jojimugo 20

So basically you're his B.....

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syki 22

You know, the joke doesn't work when you don't have the balls to write out the whole word.....

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