By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
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JMichael 25

Someone had a guilty conscience.

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JMichael 25

Someone had a guilty conscience.

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flashback.miss 28

Instead of the telltale heart, it was the telltale moan.

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cheshirecat13242 32

Kid: 1, Dad: 0 It'd be interesting to hear the conversation that followed..

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saraitkddh 47

or it's just karma

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MortenM 17

Ahhh. Pocket ****. is there any better kind?

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golden_warrior 23

Ps4 as a Christmas gift and this never happened

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evan_7899 28

and maybe a pornhub subscription for OP, so OP can actually indulge

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ZooMzy 9

Isn't Pornhub mostly a free site? He shouldn't need to subscribe for videos. Not that I would know....

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aneff0592 13

Someone needs to learn how to delete their web browsing history... At least he now knows it wasn't u

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iLike2Teabag 27

First, they should learn to pause their ****.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I do this all the time. I'll be hanging out in the back booth of Wendy's playing a little pocket pull while watching some crazy hardcore **** and when my food is done I'll unplug my headphones and the whole place'll hear my phone moaning. That's about the time I rip off my pants and blast my baby gravy all over my frosty while yelling for "the Wendy off the commercials" to come out and play with me. That's just a regular Tuesday for me.. Wednesdays I prefer going to DQ.

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Pwn17 25

McFeelii, I know you're kidding, but that was kinda disturbing.

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't ask what the queens do with the dairy at DQ

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I can't believe you guys think I'm kidding.. I just poured my heart out and you think it's a joke.. I guess I won't be going back to Wendy's now.. :(

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Phillies9513 4

That really sucks OP. Did your folks eventually realize and apologize?

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golden_warrior 23

Lol, parents apologizing is something I would love to see.

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Anth6ny 9

Proved my parents wrong plenty of times. I just get called a smartass.

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thingslikethat 18

lucky for you, you weren't watching **** at the time. unlucky for him he was. how embarrasing for him. sorry op for the traumatic experience. :(

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DocBastard 38

You know what else is awkward? Using a cheesy, classless, shirtless photo as your profile picture and impressing exactly nobody.

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Welshite 39

I dunno, Doc. It /is/ kinda impressive. I mean, how many people do you know who can hold a camera and take a picture with three fingers?

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deathstroke990 22

I love how you describe yourself as simplie and down to earth, but have a half naked picture of yourself as your profile pic.

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gc327072 30

30- he's so simple, a shirt is too sophisticated for him.

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Jjimen1654 9

Give him some props getting like him takes time and hardwork. Seriously what is it about insulting and hating on him that makes you feel better? Oh its because he has that body and you dont.

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DocBastard 38

Jjimen - Ah, the good old "lol ur just jealous" defence, the classic argument by people who have nothing intelligent to say. No, we tease people with such beefcake profile pictures because they look ridiculous. I give him kudos for his physique. I give him grief for his lack of humility.

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evan_7899 28

#35 says the one with a cat wearing shades as the profile pic

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Blackcatluck 19

Speak for your self Doc, that picture is impressive whether you like it or not is your opinion also it didn't have anything to do with his comment. Also I must admit, jealousy is apparent in that comment.

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DocBastard 38

Blackcatluck - So you can read minds now? Great! What number am I think of? Better yet, where am I thinking you should go? There was no jealousy whether you choose to believe it or not. As I just said, I give him full marks for how he looks, and he's welcome to find a bodybuilding forum to show himself off. But doing that here isn't appropriate.

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tinyrosie 21

Wow. How could he not know that he was watching it himself? Your dad deserved it.

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Rainhawk94 27

I'm pretty sure he knew but wanted to blame it on op

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Grayness_ 26

Lmao. Karmas a bitch ain't it. Smh he was bout to yell at you when it wasn't you in the first place. Hopefully he was ashamed.

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saraitkddh 47

I really wanna know his reaction

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