By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

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Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
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luc887_fml 28

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

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1217jonathan 15

If they can and didn't its there fault, but I assume they would have done it if they could

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Enslaved 36

Whenever I lock my cat outside of my bedroom, he'll meow and scratch at the door until I let him in. Personally, it's more distracting than letting him be.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Or lock the cat in the bathroom... They usually don't do much in a bathroom

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cakefete2 30

Not blocking. It's more like encouraging OP to try new and interesting positions. A kind of cat-ma sutra if you will.

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naarz 9

Loll pussy blocked instead of **** blocked thats hilarious......but seriously get that cat out of the room.

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luc887_fml 28

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

Dogs are mans best friend for a reason. They don't **** block or in this case pussy block.

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Enslaved 36

I'm sure there are people that also had to deal with dogs not wanting to leave and get off their beds during. . .

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nightbirdblue 27

I don't know about that. I mean dogs could be worse, especially a bigger breed with a protective or territorial personality. I've heard some stories of dogs interrupting things in worse ways than a cat ever could.

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gracehi 31

Yeah, like my uncle's German Shepherd who jumped between him and his wife and snarled and growled at him. Silly doggy thought he was hurting her, but it was just a friendly wrestling match.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or the dog that joins in and creates the human-animal threesome.

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minesbiggerr 25

You could move him or you could move to a better place? Like the couch or bathroom

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isallwaysme 27

well its their house, they should be able to have sex in their room without the cat being in the way

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Zebediabolical 39

Yes. They should. But apparently they can't.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or it's Leona Helmsleys cat and it owns the house. Cat's saying "Go do your ******* elsewhere. I'm trying to sleep"

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minesbiggerr 25

#72 c'mon man it's chuck norris'( is that how you spell it?) cat

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Atypique_souf 6

it worse than having your children in the next room,you should get rid of it. so u can feeel free whenever u make love

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minesbiggerr 25

No it most definitely is not a child will understand what is happening and will be 1) traumatized 2) remember ( if he is young) and tell people without understanding 3) barging in while you are making love and need copious amounts of eye and brain bleach

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isallwaysme 27

this reminded me of a really Christian guy in my class last last year claiming that cats were the anti Christ because cat backwards is tac (initials standing for "the anti Christ")

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iknowiwantyou 13

that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I hate when religious fanatics make up random shit, it makes them look even crazier.

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Zebediabolical 39

The Anti-Christ's choice of breath mint, of course!

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perdix 29

#9, I hope that hypocrite didn't take the name of Dog in vain!

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Joshwarrior 39

That just further establishes that the pussy(cat) always dominates the relationship

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NessaMae 19

Honestly, if you really wanna be respectful towards your cat, take it out of the room instead of *literally* ******* around it.

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