I wouldn't admit to wanting to suck my own dick. That's just... Wrong... So ******* wrong.

OK story time! Being in a Navy barracks, we actually had to share a 4 man room for our first 3 months. My roommates and I came back late from being out, albeit a bit drunk, and actually ran into our fourth roommate hunched on his back with his feet on the bed, trying it out. We asked him wtf he was doing, and he tried to convince us that it was natural....that it tasted like "roast beef"... The scary part is that DONCAF, the Department of the Navy Central Adjudication Facility, kicked him out of our job, and we later learned that he went HM (Hospital Corpsman) after they labeled him a "Sexual Deviant". Apparently when they interviewed his friends for the security clearance they came across very weird reports. Always nice to know now that someone labeled a deviant still has authority to put you under anesthetics....

I should have mentioned this happened 5 years ago when we all shared the room. Checking his profile on FB, he just made HM3, which means he's still in, yet his FB is full of sock fetish photos....this is why I'm getting out.

Holy shit, so you're telling me this only takes a month...

43, sock fetish? Like a sock is better than the actual thing, or like Lamp Chops is going to blow him? I need to know, this could ruin a childhood favorite!!

the guy has tons of pics of his multi-colored toe socks.....

47, I had an ex whose best friend had a sock fetish. He didn't have a sexual desire for the sock itself. He equated it to anticipation of walking around in the dark with just socks on his feet. The anticipation, he said, was knowing he could potentially step in a melted ice cube puddle, on a Lego, etc. It had to do with sensory arousal mixed with the aforementioned anticipation. I guess it titilated him. Toe socks freaked him out though.

at least he was motivating himself towards something

This was actually done in one of the band Tool's album inlets. It was... different...

Research shows that only 2 percent of men can successfully accomplish the feat of reaching, and only half of that two percent can go any further than simply the tip. So if your father could, by chance do this, then he is a very rare and talented specimen. Though anyone who calls this wrong must have a problem with Masturbation.

It's actually impossible to suck yourself off. You'd need to have your bottom rib removed, on both sides. I'm told it's not a fun experience

He didn't admit to it, he walked in on his dad

It's rare apparently, but possible. Huh.

Scary Movie 2 anyone?

One time a guy told me he was capable of doing that because he was born without the lower set of ribs... Oh the things you learn on Omegle! :)

There is/was a rumour that Marilyn Manson got some ribs removed so he could suck his own rod, but i don't think it's true. Still funny though

@3, there was an episode of Nip/Tuck addressing it. I didn't think it was possible until I watched that. (I know it's just TV, but the actor spoke out about it afterward and said it was real, he's missing a part of his spine, I believe!) Youtube "Misha Collins Nip/Tuck scene". It's... enlightening.

have you watch short bus? it is possible in that movie.

I agree, that is a weird thing to joke about your dad!

a. it's weird to joke about with your father b. who do you think put the idea in his head?

not them as he clearly said "behind his back"

Tried commenting so fast that you couldn't put a whole lot if thought into that comment?

Naw, some people are sheltered a little more than others.

Lmao

The question is did he suck seed.