Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
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crazzle 0

I think a fake pregnancy would be an adequate comeback.

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FerrariCake 2

Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.

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Orchid_fml 2

hahah woow , that's bruuutal .

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Ajjas013 6

You only got 3 mins to save the world. Hurry.

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Orchid_fml 2

what are you talking about ?

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Lahir 0

lmaoo how is that brutal I would be laughing so hard when my mom told me that she was kidding. get a sense of humor op

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luvppl 6

no, because first they're sour, then they're sweet. :)

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laylay33 6

Lmao . I ' m so cool I put spaces between my periods and apostrophes .

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Nobody_Luvz_Me 0

wow thtz messed up...ur mom is lyke a real bettcch

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sexxxtacy 0

how is that messed up. if this happened to me i'd laugh

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drano 0

If this happened to me, I'd karate chop my mom in the throat

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dudeitsdanny 9

Karatechop? No. No karatechop. Grab the scissors and jab them into her throat. =D I'm a little demented today.

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extreemguy19 7

^you beat me to it. I was going to say that what's messed up is your grammar and spelling.

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x_Suki_x 2

#2- *that's *your *like *bitch

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MehrunesDagon456 20

*Wow *that's messed up. Your mom is a real b*tch. (Sorry for that but the lack of grammar is killing me)

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FerrariCake 2

Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.

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1x1y 12

Geez...it was just a joke.

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bananamanama 0

That's pretty bitchy. Cut off her hair, see how she likes that.

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xdyingxwishx 0

Haha damn, that's so mean. Your mom is a bitch.

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Turnip_Girl 0

Your mother sounds pretty awesome to me...

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22jrdn55 15

hahahahh ur mom is awesome best prank ever!

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