By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 21:00 - Italy

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Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so, how big is it?" I had forgotten to take the ruler out of the shower. FML
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Tarlachia 33

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a **** star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

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Tarlachia 33

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a **** star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

I hope you weren't dicking around at the table when she asked.

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Leeono 26

Well hopefully you did measure up, otherwise she could ruler over you. You don't want to drag it out just to come up short.

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NirvanaLove 21

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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

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daniel95 11

I would like to know is why your mom asking you how big you are in the 1st place.

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Arashikage 18

Did you read half of the fml or something?

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Zanquis 22

That is not even a question, cm offcourse. OP is from Italy not some country that still needs to update their default measurement system.

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lantz4levi 19

That's ironic because the last time I checked those countries who use the so called outdated measurements, have put a man on the moon. Therefore, making the rest of the world outdated instead. Boom. USA wins again.

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Madrias 36

Bet you won't forget things in the shower the next time.

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rivenrock 14

Why didn't your girlfriend just measure it for you? Why did you need to do it in the shower?

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Sinshine 28

I wonder now went she needs numbers. She should know how big he is without having a number.

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