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You don't say? Sorry, I couldn't resist. Please don't pop my ass.
Congratulations! You've won! ....acne cream
He must not like pizza.
Happy Birthday anyway, OP!
77 - Happy Birthday! Don't worry, you'll get love and comfort from the FML community :) *cyber hug*
Happy birthday 83, and ur only friends ARE on the Internet, the people with lives you call your friends arent as cool as us ;)
Happy birthday!!!!!
Time to find a new boyfriend, IMO.
Haaa
It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
I'm sure it will leave a blemish in OP's memories of her birthday.
She might have to creamate the memory.
That's a zitty problem!
Today, it's my girlfriends birthday. All I could afford was some acne cream. The thing is she actually needed it... A lot FML
He might be trying to be like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber doesn't advertise acne cream, nor does he give it out. Justin Bieber advertises bad music and gives out pain to people's ears.
26 - Watch out! The 12 year old fan girls will rip you apart....
12 year olds shouldn't be on FML.
47 - You think that'll stop them?! They're merciless and brainwashed things....
My belieber sense is tingling.
Proactiv bleaches your towels, not good.
47- I noticed that on your profile you say that you are a grammar "natzi" I find that beautifully ironic.
Bieber fever is over. All the 12 year old girls have a onedirection infection now.
Take the hint ....
you really are a bitch. no wonder you have no friends.
At least he cares. That stuff costs $$$
Aww! That's so romantic! :')
Sorry guys, I just wrote something random and it turned out all cliché :/ I suck. Thumbs down deserved.
how subtle of him
Actually, some people can't help it. I have a friend who washes her face with every kind of wash, scrub, and soap there is and it doesn't help he at all. Sometimes it's a medical thing, or hereditary
Excessively washing your face actually dries out the skin, and the dry skin gets stuck in the pores, causing more acne. Washing your face too much can actually cause the acne you're trying to prevent.
Why do you people always assume that this person has acne because she doesn't take care of herself? Shut the hell up. What do you know about her personal hygiene habits? Everyone gets pimples sometimes. It's called being human.
Think of it this way; he just wants to make you more pretty than you are. I'm implying that or ugly, OP? Pshh, No way...
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It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.