By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

I guess you wanted sausage

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loufol22 5

Congratulations on your first comment.... No seriously you can check!

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NuTrees 9

'I want that breakfast in bed, That bacon and eggs, With that orange juice on the siiiide' Sorry you missed that breakfast of champions.

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norotors 16

I wish someone brought me granola bars in the morning.

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Cad6 24

I like eating some granola bars. They taste very yummy.

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hahasooo 2

i agree! u shud b sumwat thankful.

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The_Hitdude 12

*I *You *should *be *somewhat I'm not usually that guy, but if you're not going to make an effort to spell fully and correctly, then this site isn't for you. There are grammar Nazis on the prowl, and they're looking for people like you to scratch their correcting itch. Please, for your own sake, make an effort.

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Mommyof2_91 10

Maybe he had to hurry off to work... So that he had enough money to buy the granola bars..

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loufol22 5

36- I meant how many comments that user has ever posted for example I have posted 37.. Get it??

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SoSickWithIt 14

A daily serving of fiber is nothing to be upset about. You should be thankful he considers all of your innards rather than just one or two of them.. O.0

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Birdie_Sage 0

B-b-but she's still hungry!

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Eiregal2 10

Granola bars would fill me up for hours, I have a rather small appetite. If I did exercise I'd be pretty skinny, but I'm lazy, so I'm fat :-p lol

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ShawnzieNstuff 6

I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.

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iBanana 17

Ha, it's funny because she's f- ...That's a bit harsh. I mean to say flamingo food.

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loufol22 5

That's his idea of a breakfast served to his girlfriend???

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SkoomaKi 27

It would seem so. I'm sure putting a piece of toast on wouldn't of been that hard for him.

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syki 22

At least he didn't try to give her extra protein, straight from the source.

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diidiimi 10

That's what I thought the punch line was going to be. A bit disappointed there.

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Discombobulated9 12

Yeap! And tomorrow, he's going to cook dinner via ordering a takeaway ;D

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Redoxx_fml 22

I guess you wanted sausage

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KiddNYC1O 20

Nah, egg whites...

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tylersign 11

You look like scrambled eggs.

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abbyabb 4

More like sausage, two eggs and a little milk?

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I imagine they probably live together so no effort was put into it...

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The_Hitdude 12

64-That was flawless. The situation and the delivery (with your profile pic as help) a definite 10. Well done, sir. Well done indeed.

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Mauskau 35

My iPod refuses to add apostrophes sometimes or puts them in when I don't need them, just like my android phone. Woopee.

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EyesofStone 27

That's no excuse. I'm using an Android phone and I never have issues with apostophes. ''u'' (Apostrophe face supports apostrophes.)

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bubo_fml 10

Did he offer a protien shake as well?

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