By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
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sens3sfailing 24

That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...

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andyyroxx 20

I moustache a question... Would the handlebar-hair promote better control while they ride?

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TheGreatAlexande 12

It depends, if it is a think and hearty man's moustache then yes; if however it is the stache of a little girly, then most definitely not my good sir.

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beddington 7

Time for a mustache ride!

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theslimshadylp 6

No that sounds pretty dapper.

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tsent8 15

Yes but he better shave a condom for later cause she'll be coming back for more.

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ZombieSnoopy 9

It's his pubes...and handlebar mustaches are BADASS

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

This is a total win! A+ for creativity... and at least he shaves?

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sens3sfailing 24

That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...

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joshiepo0 18

Sounds better than the heart shape pubes.

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PenguinBitch 43

The handle bar! Now grab on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I wonder how many of us are going to try this now... Op's husband might just start a new trend! World Pube Championships here I come!

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chris_42 11

I'm trying to figure out what exactly the World Pube Championships would consist of.

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smartman136 8

Think of the guy from the pirates of the carribbean with the dead crew. Something like that.

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gc327072 30

Actually, the best idea would be to grow a Pai-Mei style beard down there. Don't forget to dye it white!

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tsent8 15

I just tried it. It didn't work so I used glue I ended up having to shave it bald.

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Docbee 11

He had an olden time boxing match to get to!

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GothickNihilist 15

Is he trying to make his dick look like William Murderface? If so lets hope he doesn't start playing bass with it!

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ElmoTouchesMe 4

I hope so! A posh handlebar moustache is ****** in comparison to Murderface's man stache.

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sbuxsux11 8

Thats BRUTAL! and if my husband could play bass with his dick i wouldnt care what his pubes looked like

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DKjazz 20

They call it a "sex nose" for a reason, OP.

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rivera323 5

Look at it this way,....you can practice riding your bike while you hang on to his handle bars!

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

Maybe she rides her bike with no handle bars... No handle bars

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LolPieRofl 11

Really? Handlebar? Italian mustaches are more badass!

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octopussperm125 18

I would want it really awesome like the jamie guy from mythbusters

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heliraptor 13

Did you threaten to grow yours into a beard to match?

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Welshite 39

You were begging for the Chevron, weren't you? Or did you want the Horseshoe?

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poccocurantes 7

I was thinking she wanted mutton chops. The problem is growing out the hair on your ass cheeks.

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Iniguez01 4

Not a problem for me

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zingline89 18

Clearly he's insinuating he wants a handy.

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