By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 21:23 - United States - Burlington

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Sounds like a sure-Fire way to booger- I mean bugger up a good date.

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Telescope 1

Damn that's an awesome way to blow your nose.

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DerrickJames 33

1 - S'not his fault he was being nose-e and tried to thread-jack! Cut him some slack!

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15ethan 5

what a great way to utilize the first comment!

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Zazoo1995 23

Better keep your mouth open.. I'm sure your date would love that... ;)

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rgriff27 19

Initializing snot rocket launch in 3...2...1...BOOM!

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ladyangel52 11

As Eddie Murphy would say, its just like sprinkles, its just like sprinkles.

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Pleonasm 35

Sounds like a sure-Fire way to booger- I mean bugger up a good date.

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sens3sfailing 24

Is there no end to the originality?! I'm mean, it's almost unfair pleo!

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leadawg75 12

Just thought I would say, your dog looks like Rodger from American Dad! :D so cute!!!

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sens3sfailing 24

No...no it doesn't...it looks like an adorable dog.

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Amama_fml 30

Ok so, ALWAYS cover BOTH your mouth and nose while sneezing.

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Amama_fml 30

23- I read about boogers and automatically thought sneeze. My bad. Although I have no idea how can you shoot boogers out of your nose because of a cough. :/

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Simple really... Try closing your mouth and coughing. If the air can't leave through your mouth, your nose is next.

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ohcheriecherie 20

Yeah, I just tried it and it does work exactly as the FML says. No idea why one would try that though! Ineffective!

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CaptTeemo 10

Helps clear out your nose when your stuffed up though. Still wouldn't suggest it.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You could pop a vessel, no?

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kumonsucks 7

Open your mouth? *thats what he said jokes in 5...4...3...2...1*

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kumonsucks 7

He opens his mouth so that doesnt happen, and thats what HE said

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Enslaved 36

When I was 16 years old, I had my first job answering phones at a pizzeria. One of the older co-workers asked me "How wide could you open up your mouth without showing your teeth?" I had no idea what that meant at the time. I miss those days of innocence. :P

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RedPillSucks 31

Erm.... I still don't know what that's suppose to mean.

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BlueFlatts 20

Thank's for making me feel young again 25. Edit: Nevermind...

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Catkam623 27

I have a question did it possibly occur to you to grab a napkin since you know you were on a date?

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deegeebee 10

Sometimes these things just come on suddenly.

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NickaPLZ 26

Sounds like a famous youtube video waiting to happen.

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PoopNuggetLeader 4

Can you use it to protect yourself?

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horizontalline 18

It sounds like a good defense mechanism

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meagann01 4

Why did I just think of a pokemon snot attack card?

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ThatPlankton 15

Man, think of all the awesome opportunities you could've had If you discovered this awesome ability when you were a kid!

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gregkingsley 4

Hope he or she has a rare snot fetish

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