Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow.... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 22:59 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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rein 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:00

May the force be with him.

bornaunicorn 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

... I'm 24 and also have a Star Wars pillow with R2D2 and C3P0 on it... This is a bad thing?

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rein 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:00

May the force be with him.

EsotericBrent 29

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:08

When the girlfriend tries to take them away: "These are not the pillows you are searching for."

mystashisgone 6

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:17

I see no problem here. Do you mean to tell me you have no memorabilia of enjoyable things of your past that you have and/or use to help you enjoy the present?

Joshmokahontas 6

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:17

It's a pillow... not meth.

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:36

He wouldn't be sleeping if he was on meth 40!

bornaunicorn 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

... I'm 24 and also have a Star Wars pillow with R2D2 and C3P0 on it... This is a bad thing?

Tempest151 11

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:13

If you're single it probably is.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:30

Not at all! Better than a cringe-worthy Twight-light pillow for the love of God!

Kuramasan_fml 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:08

Not to this girl! That's awesome!!

Tolarie 13

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:48

Honestly, I don't really see why having a Star Wars themed pillow is a bad thing... Maybe if you're in your 30s or 40s? Or married. But idk haha that might just be me

LosAngelesSon 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:08

Life could be worse.

joshiepo0 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:56

Your comment could be worse.

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:27

This thread could be worse.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:29

This could be worse thread. o_O

TheManager 6

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:09

Is she in the golden bikini?... She's gotta be in the golden bikini...

rgriff27 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:02

That is just so awesome. Stop bitching, you have a cool boyfriend.

l23VIVE 17

Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:17

bitches love golden bikinis

diagnosed 15

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:12

can we say nerd alert nerd alert. I detect the force is strong with this 1!!!

GothickNihilist 15

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:27

What's wrong with being a nerd?

capslockisgood 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:01

How does liking Star Wars make you a nerd?

CatsForLife 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:30

I think 43% of the people on this site are nerds. Be prepared for down votes.

TweakerD 4

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:12

I sense a golden bikini in your future.

NotGabe 28

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:19

You should remedy the situation. -wink wink nudge nudge-

Sprechchor 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:25

It's better than a pillow pet.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:32

...or a sock puppet under his pillow.

djxerxes9000 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:46

True but they are pillows AND pets. Seems cool.

solarrunner 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:34

This guy also wins the internet, lighten up OP!

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:48

Princess Leia where are you tonight..and who's laying there by your side? Every night, I fall asleep with yoou, and I wake up alone..:D

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