Love: Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl...

By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 133

You deserved it 5 252

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 280

You deserved it 7 398

By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 082

You deserved it 45 335

By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 459

You deserved it 3 982

By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 240

You deserved it 661

Lost again

By Anonymous - 31/12/2019 20:00

Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 808

You deserved it 196

By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 834

You deserved it 2 782

By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 223

You deserved it 7 350

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 595

You deserved it 3 297

Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 132

By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 130

You deserved it 5 601

thrifting 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:56

How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.

Jonniii 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:58

Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.

Comments

thrifting 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:56

How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.

lmngrl889 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:06

awww I'm sorry op:(

Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:29

I hope she gave him a lift - like a real friend.

fishstick557 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:41

Sorry OP it sometimes happens to all of us unfortunately

AboveAll04 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:49

#23 did you forget to read the whole story ? or are you just kind of slow ?

AboveAll04 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:52

damn u 23 for editing -__-

SlapAndTickle 20

Saturday 13 July 2013 13:13

Get a cut-out of him and make him confess his love for you...LOL.

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:20

Then cry and tell the cut-out all of your feelings

fymother 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:31

Well Stacy, maybe he has a crush on your mom

FindingYujin 26

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:56

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:13

I... Don't think you understood the FML

FindingYujin 26

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:14

Yeah, I didn't; look at post 11. "I read the fml wrong. I thought he used the car breaking down as an excuse to see OP and give her the flowers. Also, I couldn't reply to my original comment. sorry!"

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:28

Definitely didn't see that

Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:57

Screw giving him a lift. Tell him to take a hike ;)

TheGreatPotato 19

Saturday 13 July 2013 14:43

You know, because somebody liking somebody else really makes them deserve being forced to walk when their car breaks down.

Jonniii 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:58

Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.

xSunnyOlivia 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:01

A good guy will come around eventually. Until then, sorry about the guy, OP.

barricadebabe 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:02

Fool Proof Revenge Plan: 1. Find out who the girl was. 2. Talk to her next day about how sweet it was of the boy to give you flowers. 3. Bask in the distrust you've sowed between them. Or just get ******* over it. Obviously he isn't interested in you. Be happy for him and move on.

angeluv_2014 22

Saturday 13 July 2013 13:21

She was just venting!! I'm sure it was a total ******* let-down to have him show up like she told him and then it not be for her. Shit! Have some compassion asswhole! I'm sure she'll get over it, but it was an FML cause it was a suck moment. Obviously, you have to get over everything and move on- that's life. But, the whole point of FML is to document and vent the suck moments. Speaking of getting over stuff, why don't you get over YOURself??

lbrown66 12

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:08

You're not just part of an ass, you're an ass"whole"

flea_of_death 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 22:28

Good grief 33, it's not like he actually knew she liked him. Guys are just oblivious. No need to freak out over a comment =P

Link5794 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 5:11

It's more like getting an award and getting punched in the face by the reward itself.

roadie42 21

Thursday 18 July 2013 7:36

Ahhh, so when I'm feeling heartbroken and distraught, the solution is just to "get ******* over it"?? No way, I never would have thought of that! It's so easy when you put it that way...wish I knew that trick earlier. Thanks 6, you're so clever!

Justice_Beaver 13

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:02

At least she helped him with his crush. Most girls would be like, **** that.

soullyfe 33

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:08

Only because she was hoping that she was secretly his crush.

angeluv_2014 22

Saturday 13 July 2013 13:22

She means about the lift

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 13 July 2013 13:54

Nowhere is it said she gave him a lift though.

Snoopy0718 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:30

Could've been implied though

FML_Whale 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:17

It could've been implied. But it wasn't.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:07

For a moment, I thought he was going to ask for your mom, Stacy. :P

Heather_Eve 5

Saturday 13 July 2013 14:38

Why wouldnt he? She's got it goin' on :D

FindingYujin 26

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:09

I read the fml wrong. I thought he used the car breaking down as an excuse to see OP and give her the flowers. Also, I couldn't reply to my original comment. sorry!