By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin 24

...there's always more fish in the sea, right?

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Catkam623 27

So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?

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yoimtrollin 24

...there's always more fish in the sea, right?

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xlord 27

There's also big ass sperm whales that eat a shit tonne of fish and ejaculate all over the place (side note: why do you think sea water tastes so salty).

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Ambient25 24

Huh, and here I thought it was runoff from rocks and other objects that contained salt minerals during the creation of the oceans....**** SCIENCE

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KeinBaum 12

Yes, but some people are like sharks; no fish wants to be anywhere near them.

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TheCanucklehead 22

Not if they bioaccumulate, fill with plastic and die...

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justmeCee 16

Hahaha@ #46. Did you hear that whale of a tale from Snooki? I'm sad for you if you seriously believe that! I concur with #48.

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JACKxRAWR 22

I know the feeling. I drown my sorrows in a series of murder-fantasies which are probably slightly unhealthy, but they get me through the day. :)

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Ambient25 24

Hey man if you need any help or anything you can always see someone

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JACKxRAWR 22

It was a joke (well kinda), but it's good to know that people care.

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Treyzania 16

Well I just do A LOT of programming... Redundant programming at that...

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Baytheshark 14

I just got this whole Jack the Ripper image in my mind. Don't worry, I do the same thing.

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nyrangersfan9 13

That sucks. Maybe act more "available" and you'll be asked more (and the people asking you on a date will be calling you intentionally)? Good luck.

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redbandit9877 12

You could always try one of those dating sites, or Craigslist. Careful though, lots of strange ones.

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Ambient25 24

Yes, because when people want to start dating, Craigslist is the first thing that pops in mind....fast forward a day later "OH GOD SHE/HE TOOK MY KIDNEYS!"

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jnanderson 16

Should've tried to get with him anyway!

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Ambient25 24

Yes who doesn't love getting with total strangers... >_>

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CrissyyyS2 22

Well why don't you start making moves instead.

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TheMathMajor 26

Exactly what I was thinking. You don't have to wait for someone to ask you, OP. you get out there and do the asking :)

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Jjimen1654 9

I like it when girls approach it makes everything easier, cuase the chances of a girl rejecting you are higher than a guy rejecting a girl.

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thepunman 11

Look on the bright side.. At least you're not single.

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ILoveMyArm 15

@16 Yes, because autocorrect must have changed "alone" to "single".

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hallix 21

It's not so bad being single - you can always get cats!

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ILoveMyArm 15

@11 You will regret that someday, cats will soon rule the world. -cue evil laughter-

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Olympiakos10 15

HOLY SHIT! You've been single for ONE WHOLE YEAR?! May God have mercy on your poor poor soul! And welcome to the single club! :D

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Smoldering 15

Don't worry Op having a boyfriend only increases your stress and ties you down more. Be happy and have fun, you don't need a boyfriend it's ok. Just do your thing and be happy.

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roro_superloser 13

I agree! Single life is better. Have ur fun now & then let the serious stuff come later on.

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