By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 00:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML
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NessaMae 19

I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.

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Squirrel1256 15

When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.

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PenultimateTaco 14

Your bf should know better, to be honest. It was a pretty dick move, and unjustified at that.

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Squirrel1256 15

When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.

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MCRaddict15 15

Better that OP won't have to deal with that in the future anyway.

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underthesea12 24

it all starts with sitting next to someone!

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Next thing you know, someone buying the same food as you means they want to have sex with you.

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Stylux_fml 16

Don't even get me started on what happens if you say hi to them.

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Robbieisadowg 16

#16, or if you're doing anything at all related.

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kyu_Q 19

if they comment on anything you wear you are dressing like a 'ho to get attention

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NessaMae 19

I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.

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MuppetMerkin 10

My wife had an ex like that. It started out with just being overly jealous and getting angry over things to physical abuse. Better to have gotten out of it than find out what he is capable of.

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queerdragon 20

To me, it sounds like your boyfriend either has serious issues or he wanted an excuse to dump you. Either way, you're better off without someone who can't trust you with things as small as where you sit. I would hate to know what he would do if you talked to another man, let alone breathed the same air as they did.

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DasHaas 9

You dodged a bullet. Be glad you did.

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CorDa616 22

And that is how you know it's time to move on - next he'll get jealous of guys you see on the TV. I've been through this myself. This cannot end well.

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JasonUMN 15

It sounds like he was looking for any excuse to dump you. Sorry OP.

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AquaBaby 11

Your ex is definitely insecure. If you are somehow together again help him to see his own great qualities, which will give him confidence, or if he can't then find someone who has that confidence. Been there OP and it's hard.

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kyu_Q 19

Seriously people who are that insecure almost never hear the good things you say about them. You compliment their intellect or personality and they take it to mean you think they are ugly.

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saidoh_fml 26

In a situation like this it's not even worth the effort. Op just needs the get outta dodge.

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