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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
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cmchewy 15

As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)

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cmchewy 15

As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)

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CaptinFalconKnig 6

Should of drop them off at foster's home for imagery friends.

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patrickalamo 47

Tell her your going Dutch and split the bill among all of the friends.

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KushCrushin89 10

Splitting the bill among her friends isn't Dutch. Dutch is everyone pays for themselves...

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ixSinxi 2

Everyone has their quirks, try and look past it.

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dmoneycash 13

Yeah I'm pretty sure imaginary friends is something you grow out of..

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DrippingSarcasm 20

It's weird enough she still has imaginary friends, but weirder that she didn't leave them at home for a date..

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truecolourss 4

If you don't wanna play along just allow it, she seems harmless

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buckeyed 20

8-Nah, I think some of us just become writers and artists instead. ;)

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cakeandfilm 13

I think this mental disorder has a name...

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cocainewhore 30

#50 I'm not sure imagination is a mental disorder.

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SThompson90 7

After a certain age yes, fully believing in imaginary friends is a mental disorder

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Smoxxii 17

I can't seem to remember what it is... Hm, it's at the tip of my tongue- Ah! Schizophrenia.... OP should search her place for her meds... Don't you agree, #50?

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davidislost 11

Hate to speculate, but it probably wouldn't be Schizophrenia, but maybe a personality disorder of some sort. DID maybe, or maybe she's using them as a coping method for her anxiety on the date.

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emeek 5

I'm pretty sure that's not a quirk... But pure insanity

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rocker_chick105 31

I seriously love how your picture is of Patrick and you commented that. All I can think about it "Patrick, your snail is a rock..." "Yeah, I know. He's got nerves of steel!" I commend you, sir.

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Koppol 15

Haha The Great Snail Race gets me every time "It's ok, take your time Rocky" (or something like that).

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synsam 4

pretty creepy but then again you took multiple girls on a single date and paid for only one if you sleep together that's an orgy and you really only have to please one. that's called big pimpin' son embrace it.

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LowExpectations 30

What if her imaginary friends are guys... Nothing wrong with a gang bang, but personally I believe in the one dick per fantasy rule.

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GRouleau 9

schizophrenia is the best explanation :p

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KushCrushin89 10

I agree it's not funny... it's hilarious!

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Cely988 29

Schizophrenia makes a person hear voices, not think that they have imaginary friends -__-"

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SThompson90 7

Some people project those voices as actual beings (imaginary friends) or sometimes as split personalities.

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MyUsernameKatie 31

Yup. That's normal and not weird at all. Well, if you're 8 or younger at least.

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d4m4s74 12

Plot twist: OP went on a date with an 8 year old.

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Smoxxii 17

And- The relationship ends in tragedy- OP is arrested for pedophilia and for having intercourse with a minor. The young and darling girlfriend of OP is devastated. *tear*

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buttery_nipples 12

How do you know OP isn't an 8 year old too? Maybe he will have a happy life with her

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