A tad insecure

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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SMHsohard 22

She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.

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spignona84 11

Cheating is such a norm today it's sickening

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SMHsohard 22

She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.

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ohcheriecherie 20

deflecting the issue is something that only cheaters do.

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MrsDruidess 23

agreed, shes trying to pull blame off herself OP, meaning she is cheating, dump her! and don't listen to all these posters saying work it out, there is so working it out with a cheater unless you're married.

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zBLAKEz 23

I don't think you could work it out with a cheater even if you're married. If anything, it's worse then. Getting cheated on if you're married is (I assume) more devastating than getting cheated on by a gf/bf.

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toxicsauce 10

She's kind of a hypocrite, because she is accusing you back...

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laughmaster 9

Well she's the one cheating, maybe her comment is half true

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xo_autumn_rose 6

Exactly...bol

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more4me 27

Douchey comment on her part. Doesn't sound good , bro. Sorry ! This is not to say that she IS cheating, but I still don't like her attitude.

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TheMathMajor 26

Yeah she sounds a lot like my ex who was doing the same sort of thing with one of his friends while we were long distance. He always brushed it off and said that I was just being paranoid and jealous whenever I confronted him about it. A while later I discovered that they had slept together. People are assholes

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Faff 20

thanks for sharing a passage out of your diary :)

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91hayek 31

Well, if she wants to play the "You wanna know how I know you're cheating?" Game then just get out. No one wins and it becomes ridiculous when you start blaming the colour of your shirt or how you part your hair.

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bearded 7

I can see it now: “You wore a purple shirt and changed your hair don’t come at me saying I’m cheating when you’re always changing your shirt colors!” lmao

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joefrazier 20

Just get rid of her.

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ForFudgeSake 6

Yeah! Then he won't have to cheat on her!

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Adam5858 17

Stupidity,I would dump her,No worth it

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