Love: Dazed and confused

Dazed and confused

By criley - 24/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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By monogamyisalie - 23/07/2015 17:29 - United States

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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Nice guys…

By Don'tjudgeabook - 05/04/2017 20:00

Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML

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You deserved it 362

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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Abraa 19

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:17

Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.

A07 48

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:20

Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.

Comments

Abraa 19

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:17

Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:50

Exactly OP. Everyone goes through an awful experience. But you can't let those experiences ruin a potential good thing for you. Give him a call and see how it works out.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 24 June 2014 19:41

You won't know until you call the number...

depressingrage 5

Tuesday 24 June 2014 20:03

"Phil's pizza palace how may I help you".

popprock 13

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:36

Hahah me too it's okay. Guys can be such assholes. Sorry for y french

ukeandfoodislife 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 5:48

Yeah:) although, there's a website called "The Rejection Hotline" which is filled with phone numbers from all over the country, with not so polite voicemails and so I'm always a little hesitant to accept phone numbers, too.

Adam5858 17

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:17

It can only feel more comfortable with more practice!

Kamon97 23

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:18

Aw well maybe this time you're finally getting a break good luck OP :)

HanBroman 20

Tuesday 24 June 2014 20:15

for the first month of my relationship I secretly thought my friends were paying my boyfriend to go out with me

briggsopposed 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:20

Don't worry, I feel the same exact way right now. Time will only heal this wound.

A07 48

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:20

Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.

iSativa 24

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:20

You'll never find that perfect someone if you don't take that chance. Don't worry about the past, picking yourself up and dusting yourself off is the best way the learn. Give him a call!