By OpenWide - 24/11/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML
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I actually laughed at the time. Probably because I didn't know what to say. I can take a joke so I went out with him a few more times but the forwardness continued so I ended it... And he never got to find out just how big my mouth really is

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DameGreyWulf 0

Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

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badbunny 0

ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

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thatoneguyinca 0

get on your knees and open wide better wear knee pads too, its gonna be a long one!!

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DameGreyWulf 0

Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

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reapfml 0

"Shucks, not even big enough for the head."

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daytonmayne 0

Haha well at least you don't have an obviously large mouth like me! Just by laughing you can tell that I do. :P

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california283 6

you should've made this face :O at the end of your comment instead of the tongue out face

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badbunny 0

ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

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iarediana 0

LMAOOOOO! its funny how you just state the obvious just like that. xD

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NoteMyGrin 0

If that was supposed to be ironic, then I adore you. (:

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sk8rchick97 0

thank u captain obvious ??

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amatayo 0

the is very strange I would got up and left

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