By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
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jts2 3

You mean kissing intimately? Or, just.. ya'know, a peck on the cheek? If the former, then that isn't stuff you should be posting on Facebook, IMO, and I don't blame him. If the latter, then he's an ass.

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stardustskye 0

Maybe he didn't want his parents to see it? If you guys are teens. I know couldn't tag my boyfriend in a picture of us kissing because his parents would flip otherwise.

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peoc 0

Oh no your life must be over now! -,-

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Rhymesayers805 0

Sounds like something my jackass boyfriend would do.

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DeadHorseman 11

if hes a jackass why is he even your boyfriend in the first place?

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foolsangel 4

Pretty sure if every FML was about how someone's life was over, FML would just be depressing. "Today, I found out I have cancer. FML"

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youreanidiot 0

lame, boring FML and moderators, before you tell me "allow other people to enjoy the FML", this complaint will not hinder anyone's ability to "enjoy this (unenjoyable) FML". No one clicks the FML for the comments until after they've "enjoyed the FML", so instead of going after complainers please try improving the quality of the FMLs on this site so that readers such as myself stay interested.

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Scotticus117 11

because girls like #79 and a lot of other girls like dating jackasses for some reason though i could never tell you why...(yes im a single nice guy, surprise surprise)

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did_it_4_lulz 0

I can tell you why. They like the abuse. Girls like guys who treat them badly for some strange reason.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't. I once thought I had a crush on a guy, he said shit to me, I gave him shit back and now hardly speak to him. I've had several guys try this stunt, think they can be an ass and get away with it because they're "cool," but I lash back. Kitties have claws.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Treat’em mean keep’em keen ^^ Not only women like to be treated that way, people in general will invest more into someone when they are afraid they might lose them. And while that is kind of twisted, I don’t see how it’s any worse than guys who look for women who are (and behave) like their mothers!

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Cindii 0

I see something here. Jackass guys and slutty bitchy girls always find love! what's wrong with nice people?!

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christa953 12

118: you have a serious problem and are a complete jackass. I hope you never get a gf...sexist lameass

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SilentHarmony 0

Maybe he didn't like the picture?

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icel 0

Just click on untag or something next to your name underneath the picture that youre tagged in.

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spazzdoodle 0

Or maybe he's aware sometimes employers/colleges look at FaceBook pages. In either case, YDI OP for being a superficial airhead.

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The_Pleb 0

Thankyou so so so so so much for telling me how to untag myself.... Now i can untag myself from all them possesive girls. My life is complete O but did i mention you could bribe him to not untag himself with a sammich? thank me later

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jessxoxo28 5

maybe he doesnt want his job, school, or other important things to see a pic like that. or maybe he's not into showing pple pics of u and him making out or other bull. maybe it'll be better to ask him. btw- #31, concede much? lol.

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The_Pleb 0

Concede much???? You guys make me look dumb when im not You must all be american

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jaymee1990 0

This reply became totally ineffective when you had to explain it. Especially when you explained it for the second time... :)

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jessxoxo28 5

lmao! "Now i can untag myself from all them possesive girls." im guessing ur British? LOL

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The_Pleb 0

Yeah im english, and sorry for all this explainage, but im really not getting the comments today.. A sammich would be cool though.

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jessxoxo28 5

wtf is a sammich? and who says "explainage"? lol

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The_Pleb 0

Lol allow me to explain... A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich. But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread. Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel. Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever. And yes this was copyed and pasted Thankyou come again

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The_Pleb 0

No problemo, now get making me one girl!!

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TheLetterZero 7

Sorry, but just looking at comment #66 proves you're an idiot.

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saaarrj 0

you know you can set your privacy settings... so that either no one but you can see the pictures you're tagged in, or just put certain people on a limited profile..

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ohgeewizz 0

Women have a role and it's to be in the kitchen, naked (if you're feeling fancy throw on an apron) making her man, or men, sammiches all day. She should never open her mouth, unless it's to...you know ;) Then she sleeps on the floor, all the time never making any eye contact. She is to do what her man wants, the second he wants it, and she can't complain. If he wants a fresh apple pie from New York City she better already have her car running. Ladies are called "bitches" for a reason. You order them around, they play catch well, and they're STILL mans best friend... ...HAHAHA! I couldn't even get through that whole thing without laughing.

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jts2 3

You mean kissing intimately? Or, just.. ya'know, a peck on the cheek? If the former, then that isn't stuff you should be posting on Facebook, IMO, and I don't blame him. If the latter, then he's an ass.

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stardustskye 0

Maybe he didn't want his parents to see it? If you guys are teens. I know couldn't tag my boyfriend in a picture of us kissing because his parents would flip otherwise.

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bmthfan16 0

Why would a guys parents care if he kissed?

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Residence_fml 4

Facebook = second life for you, congrats. Make sure not to post any other pictures with you guys kissing each other, he might take you off the relationship status!

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expen_dable 0

...and yet you probably live for taking weird, angled pictures for your crappy Myspace, and then putting shitty emo song lyrics as their captions. ******* high schoolers.

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farmgirl 3

YDI for being immature enough to post a picture like that on facebook

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judemeister 0

In all honesty, no one really wants to see pictures of you sucking face. No one really wants to see you sucking face in the real world, either. The fact is, #8 is right. Employers and family members would see it and he might not want them to... and, on a slight tangent, people should really refrain from having pictures of them breaking the law and chugging vodka on their Facebook. Not only is that pathetic, but employers won't appreciate it much. :D

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Aregonde 15

If my boyfriend tagged me in a picture of us kissing, I'd untag myself, too, but I'd at least have the courtesy to tell him why in a private message or in person. A lot of people aren't into public displays of affection, on Facebook or otherwise. I wouldn't want potential employers doing a Facebook search for me and finding a picture of me attached to a guy's face.

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perdix 29

He just didn't want to be found by potential employers. He might want to work in an industry where it is an advantage to be gay or to be seen dating non-ugly women.

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