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By NeedHeadPhone - 30/11/2009 16:51 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 10:00

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Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By suckstobeme - 24/03/2010 15:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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Top comments

flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 30 November 2009 20:05

ewwwwww!

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Stumblebum30 5

Monday 30 November 2009 20:05

ewwwwww!

Tyrone_Hawkins16 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:02

The mom could be hot

hellokittywhore 0

Friday 13 August 2010 12:26

MILF!!!!!!!!! :D

FckYoCOUCH 6

Monday 4 July 2011 5:20

So... did she get a harder spank?

12inchD 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

lightuup 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:40

threesome

Youdumbidiot 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:59

you guys must have some sick, perverted mind because that was his parents doing it.

code2264 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 8:59

that's funny lol feel bad he heard it though

KennedyGotWings 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

ouchhhh

flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.

CanadianNarwhal 13

Monday 1 August 2011 4:32

Exactly, no need to ****-block (or beaver dam, whatever the case may be) our mothers.

jorge305 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:38

cool

perdix 29

Monday 30 November 2009 20:40

You must have had a pleasant childhood if your dad gives such weak-tit spankings.

hwkfan1 10

Monday 5 April 2010 8:39

I overHEAD lolz

invisiblerabbit 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:44

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

perdix 29

Monday 30 November 2009 21:00

I cringe to think of my child hearing us while we are in bed. Children should never hear that kind of begging and groveling -- just kidding (only partly.)

ericalew_xo 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:12

This is hilarious, hahahaha!

movies12 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:18

WOW! :-D Thats hilarious.

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