Friends, Cops and Miscellaneous: Stitched up

Stitched up

By Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa

Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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You deserved it 4 890

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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You deserved it 15 619

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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You deserved it 9 148

Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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You deserved it 76 118

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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You deserved it 1 791

By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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You deserved it 35 660

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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You deserved it 1 928

Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 498

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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You deserved it 24 005

Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 693

Maelific 0

Monday 26 July 2010 18:57

Time to find some new friends....

FYLDeep 25

Monday 26 July 2010 19:10

They should have thrown the signs on the yard of someone they hate. That would have made more sense.

Comments

Maelific 0

Monday 26 July 2010 18:57

Time to find some new friends....

pypo_fml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 18:58

your friends a beast tbh

the_flirtt 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:00

hah your friends are tight

buzz18 7

Monday 26 July 2010 19:01

haha, some awesome friends you got

420pium 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:02

**** the po leece.

BrittanyNicole83 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:03

omg thats hilarious. but not for u... fyl

fistnazal 10

Monday 26 July 2010 19:04

that's how I treat 'em we can buy are way out of jail but we can't by freedom we can buy alotta clothes but we don't really need em'!

Trupe 3

Monday 26 July 2010 19:11

Ha at least your friends had fun. You should go out and steal a cop car and park it at your friends house

iAmLol_fml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:15

maybe you should whip your friend's stupid hungover ass and teach him a lesson

pntbttr 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:19

fyl for not being invited

Crlnprz 11

Monday 26 July 2010 19:19

cool friends you got there they sound so nice (:

Blue_Coconuts 7

Monday 26 July 2010 19:24

10, you can't really be that dumb right? Let me guess, you think they have quotas for tickets too?

BoyFromTheFuture 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:28

dome departments have performance evaluations that include citations. not hard quotas.

PYLrulz 17

Monday 26 July 2010 19:28

34 - they do, at least the cops do in the area I live

twinny_sc 13

Monday 26 July 2010 19:35

Haha I think I love your friends!

Vehicle 1

Monday 26 July 2010 19:35

#14.... the things we buy to cover up what's inside..

sourgirl101 28

Monday 26 July 2010 19:47

I have cops in my area that are ticket happy too but that's just them. Believe it or not, cops DO NOT need to reach a quota.

someone_like_you 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:49

agreed... you have shitty friends. and why would the cops think YOU stole them and put them in your own yard lol

FYL_hardd 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:52

Your friends sound chill, haha. Still, FYL, op.

nabo4u 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:58

ydi for not going out with your friends. had you done that, the signs would have ended up on some other unsuspecting schmuck's front lawn

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 26 July 2010 20:19

38. don't correct blue. he knows ab that stuff

goobly 2

Monday 26 July 2010 20:20

cops get paid whether they arrest someone or not, dumbass.

IchbinSyn 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:49

Cops are pigs they think they are hot shots. Tell him to fingerprint the signs. The country n cops are so corrupt sad

fistnazal 10

Monday 26 July 2010 21:16

Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth That's why shortys hollering "where the ballas' at?" Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack And a white man get paid off of all of that?! #45... if I had a trophy of glory and magnificent status I would send it to you. AND pay for over night shipping. yup. YOU are the man. or woman. ? ha ; P

cookiemobzta 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:23

dude that's a felony. find a white bitch to be on the run with you so you can be Bonnie nd Clyde

karina_said 0

Monday 26 July 2010 23:38

could have been worse.. they could have let the animals out of the zoo and chained them around your house. youd get arrested and have to pick up the poo );

YourMiserableBoy 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:35

number ten seriously? they arrest you so they can get paid? they get paid either way you obviously know nothing about law enforcement so don't pretend like you do.