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no blondes are not stupid, fat blondes are gosh.
I've Googled it for you. "The words blond and blonde come from the French and follow somewhat the French pattern. Blond (without the e) is used to describe males. Blonde refers to women or female gender. In modern use, blond is sometimes used for female as well as male, but blonde is preferred for female."
Anyone can do this. I'm a brunette and I've done it before. It's not like you don't know it doesn't go there.
I bet op's skin is orange. hangs around fat chicks. etc
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yep, we got that one covered...
Don't get too butt-hurt if it's a world-wide opinion, cause shit like this happens!
I do stuff like this ALL the time, but with milk from cereal.
that happens to me all the time!!!
Ha ha I embrace my blondness. That way what I have a "blonde moment" I can actually blame it on being blonde. And yes, the carpet matches the drapes lol
I'm blonde and I have a GPA of 3.87 and I got a 31 on my ACT. Just saying.
FAKE FML.
179 being intellectually intelligent and smart aren't the same thing. That's where most blonde jokes come in. As for putting things back in the wrong place she probably got the cup out last and was talking while putting away the juice so her mind replayed where the last thing she took goes which was the juice cupboard.
thats ok. i put milk in the cabinet and didnt find out till the next morning. lol
Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.
This was a really dumb FML....
Newsflash! Anyone can be stupid! FML comment section cited as example! More at 11!
Ayame- neither the "Doc" nor the "Bastard" is exaggerated.
19 is an idiot.
woah.
First time I've heard of this KaySL. o.O Sounds like a douche.
Alien head.
Ohmigod, who let KaySL out of her cage? Run, villagers!
Pendatic usually keeps me locked away for your protection, Kidd. Not cos he cares but because he hates the clean up.
Am I the mother of this operation?
You must be, rbg. You're the only sane one around.
Me? Sane? I've never heard that one before. -sharpens pitchfork-
I dunno, just felt like posting it. Chicken face.
Damn, the butter didn't work. Keep running, villagers! There's two of 'em now!
Whoa, hold up there, Foe. Did you say butter? Is there toast for that butter to be spread all up over?
129 No one, I'm combining random words you pineapple mouth.
Ooh, I love doing that. Probably my favorite is **** bubble. >_> Darren, you're such a peanut butter cookie!
No, but I rather like dick blister. I'll be sure to call someone that sometime soon. :D
you guys are all funny
especially u, u ugly bitch
142 You are such a blanket baby.
Absolutely agree. If your friend was implying that you're stupid, she may have a point. Arguing against a ridiculous "fact" and thinking a mental slip proves you are dumb are signs of a less than superb intellect.
trying putting the kettle back in the fridge ;) think we've all done it, but it doesn't make us dumb :)
Anyone that seriously thinks a hair colour affects one's intelligence is very uneducated in biology or anatomy, and/or is extremely immature. I'd love to hear your friends side of the story and hear him/her explain exactly how it is that a human would think with their hair.
uhhh she didn't use very fancy words ...I was them daily and I'm a young teenager.
That's exactly what I wa thinking Kendra
Yes we do.
Are you a bottle blonde, though? If so, the dye went to your head. It's not your fault.
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On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.
Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.