By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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DmnUall 0

just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

it's like my family, except my ex had a sex change and is now my step dad

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Horde 8

Your dad will legally call you '************' :]

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hannah1203 2

Think about the bright side, you can have threesomes.

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Lonlyboysh 0

Now THAT is something FML-able

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Awkward………

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KennKenn 0

Is it safe to take pictures like that? Or even posting them on the internet.

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alliewillie 22

do you not feel like a ***** posting pictures of yourself only in panties? that's so tacky, it's like a cry for help. did your daddy not hug you enough as a little girl?

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

ur dads an asshole

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Twisted107 4

that's going to be a living hell

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qwerty8788 4

op, spell properly. gonna is not a word.

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AuroraBeam 0

Lmfao! xD ignoramus cow!! haha ^^

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Alexxx125 0

not really he can **** her

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ellybelly_502 4

How selfish of OP's dad... Seriously must suck.

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

More selfish of OP's "mom"

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Takun 0

Too lazy to find a good Oedipus joke, but I'm sure there is one. Someone should pick up the ball and run with it.

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DudeImBetter 0

you screwed your mom just like Oedipus did zing. oh wait that wasn't funny.

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docscientist 9

OP pulled the preemptive-Oedipus strike. (though technically it's a step mom, not biological)

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blackdog6969 0

Ever get that sinking feeling that he was plowing her while you were together? Go dad!

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KennKenn 0

they aren't really related. So it's not that incest

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DmnUall 0

just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.

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stayc0103 0

gross!! really that is a fyl but way to go dad!! wonder if he was sleeping with her while you were dating?!?! gross!!

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nyfinesttinygirl 5

lmaoo that is so true if I were him that def woulda have cheered me up then I would torment her for the rest of her life by doing the "fcking" motion n the "jerk n squirt" motion like tht little Chinese man did in tht movie the hangover

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PepsiMerch 4

WIN!!! That's great

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pennies_lane 6

don't worry op, in a few years you will have all the experience needed to pick up your future sons future ex girlfriend and you can all live together happily in a very twisted tree......I kid, I kid, that sux op!

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NettotWSecnarf 0

That is f**cked up. I wanna know how old these three people are. Obviously (hopefully) the OP is into older women and his dad is into (much?) younger women. I really hope she wasn't cheating on OP with his dad and that was her reason for the break up. It'd be like his was getting sloppy seconds with his dad. Eww!

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