By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
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craphappened 4

Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.

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HazyVortex 0

at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing

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emmabear16 0

Lmfao I don't care, I'm just happy it finally happened (:

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justsomgirl 4

You couldn't think of anything to say about the post? All you cared about was bring first? Kinda wasted your first first.

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emmabear16 0

Here: Sorry OP, inwould be embarrassed too. Happy? I know I am.

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emmabear16 0

Also, I'll admit it is obnoxious and annoying when people say first, but I couldn't help it :(

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EinSteinFYL 0

Well, technically, you're not the first person to cry out, "FIRST!" so in that sense, you fail at being the first to say, "first".

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omgshaylaaa 0

yes Emma I am so happy I could shart myself

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corrector_fml 0

think that through, its really sad what makes you happy and for the OP; chances are that you will never meet any of the people that heard again, and if you do, its not like they will remember

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acccccccc 1

ive never been first :/ what should i say my first first? fafpa

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emmabear16 0

Wow @15. I meant I was the first to comment on this post. Common sense.

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EinSteinFYL 0

Nobody gives a flying **** if you posted first. Common sense.

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C6Racer 0

Hey, hey. None of that lol.

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emmabear16 0

Oh look my comment had been moderated hahaha(: lmao ohh well x)

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xFalzz 0

Obviously you do, hence you're still here.

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xFalzz 0

Yes, I'm Justin Bieber. umad?

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Draminicaus 0

I'm pretty sure you used "hence" wrong, Kid. Try reading a book before you go somewhere trying to seem intelligent.

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Bee_fml 2

Thanks, 13! All fixed! Good catch. :-)

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stephanie0613 0

Hahaha 26, and 38 made my day both of you are pure win :D

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

its things like this that make me glad im adopted....but really im not...or am i?

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roflrawrlol 0

you aren't, no one would care enough to adopt you.

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craphappened 4

Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.

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xFalzz 0

Exactly. Why would anyone care if random strangers heard, who you'll never see again.

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starile 19

Yup. This person's life is average :]

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Vozz 0

Simply the fact of embarrassment, just like when guys buy condoms, if you will.

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craphappened 4

I think buying condoms would be more embarrassing though.

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saraitkddh 47

this is why I never care about what people say

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eyepuppy 31

I had a girlfriend who said the sweetest thing I did for her was buy pads for her. She said it was because it's so embarrassing, but I don't see what's so embarrassing about it.

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HazyVortex 0

at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing

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free2speak 14

I think it's more a **** your dads life.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

she uses pads? how disgusting! she's some kind of bloody monster!

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catatonicsleep 17

yeah, every civilized woman uses tampons....

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PBaandJay 0

Awe that sucks ! but why wouldn't u go and get them yourself ... ?

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justsomgirl 4

It's not really that big of a deal. Unless you're really young still. Once you're even a bit older, no one really cares.

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mollieOdare 0

Ahaa ; parents these days(:

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kait729 0

supp my name is kristian do u have a ps3 if u do add me jojotwo09

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WhiiT3TiGeR 0

Not weird at all.

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zenja_fml 0

maybe they will absorb what your mom said so no one would hear?

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mintcar 9

That's embarrassing but it's not too bad.

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