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lol FAILLLL
i would have thrown tomatoes at you, that what i hear the cool kids are doing these days
it's more like FAAALLLLLLL
It's even more of a fail that it's stauraday. :p
How do you know that the OP is a liar? Were you there? Did the OP tell you herself? It's "highly unlikely". Even if it were "highly unlikely" as you claim, then there would still be a small chance that it happened. Not everyone slips backwards, sometimes people slip forward depending on their footing. Maybe you should try it some time so that you can bash your skull in on the ground. Then we'll have one less retard in this world. Hmm...I think I'm getting better at this. What do you think, Kay? Doc? Doortje? Anybody? :(
Only because they said "today" doesn't mean It happened today.
heelys ftw :3
Trollolol
came through in the end :)
I am sorry OP, you must have been so humiliated. Just keep your head up and maybe try to get to know some people in your class. They may not all be so bad.
slipped on a pencil? are you serious?
stepping on a pencil isn't so bad, but if you drag your feet and hit a pencil.. shit gets intense
Good thing you saved the best part for last!
Hahahaa ^^ LOL a pencil?
You wanted applause, didn't you?
I thought about clapping just reading the last line.
sounds like your presentation sucked but they liked how you fell, I guess they liked it when you hurt yourself so maybe your a real jerk and they just never told you to your face.
what the hell. -.- lol.
Did you find your dignity while you were down there?
I totally agree .
Sounds like they really wanted to see a magic trick.... But, seriously, why would you expect people to clap at what I presume is a presentation directed at informing/educating rather than entertaining or impressing?
Agreed. Did people clap for anyone else's presentations? Never in school or at work have I ever seen anyone clap at a presentation.
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Did you find your dignity while you were down there?
slipped on a pencil? are you serious?