By someone - 23/07/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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1215116a 14

What kind of hotel is that?

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rosha267 21

My closet does that! Thankfully I don't sleep in my closet

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Comments

zacharytk72 5

when will people learn that saying "first" only gives you shit from other people >.>

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F2M2L 5

hey thank you for the useless, annoying comment 1. what did you think, people would be like "omg dude your soooo cool! first comment?!" thats badass!"

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AnonymousTroll 2

Just say the reality of it: he's first because he wants to feel special. Perhaps his mommy dropped him as a child?

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

I love all of your replies...

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UnicornHunter 12

OP, you should've complained to the front desk.

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gurpreet 5

sorry if I offended you guys that much

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daisyloo 7

I'm pretty sure that there are settings that you can change whether the lights turn on automatically or you turn them on manually.

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JiggaJayZ 16

Looks like you're having sex with the lights on

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1215116a 14

What kind of hotel is that?

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UN1T3D 6

I say break the lights, then sleep well :D

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wikkedphuka 0

clap on clap off! ...... poor lil buttcrack u

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wikkedphuka 0

clap on clap off! ...... poor lil buttcrack u

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ShyAnn29 14

I've heard of those in the bathrooms but not in the main room, how rude! lol

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LuHGiiiT 11

I think the better question here is: Who goes to bed before 2 am?

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atthegates 0

ur doing it wrong. clearly on the wrong setting. ydi for being stupid

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deafeningsilence 8

Yeah, there are usually settings that let you turn the automatic setting off and only turns on if you manually touch it.

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aramross91 7

people with responsibilities and jobs....

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NoobHat 6

It was a Motel 6. They said they'd leave the light on for you.

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PutItIn 8

Unplug/remove battery from the light ??

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YwTwss 0

so what if you're having sex...

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TheFunnyzach 3

Those kind of lights are stupid, this is one of those times where the idea that sounds great, until you try it.

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lyri10 0

dude, get up and get a new hotel cz that sucks

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ImaWiseGuy 5

hmmm idk what to tell you, oh yea cover the ******* censor with something...

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Hahaha I wanna hug Gir!

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

sorry bout that... lol

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carolv22 0

just unscrew the light bulb?

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

I'm sure if you contacted some sort of management they could disable it.

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xk75 4

Srsly just call the front desk and complain! if they can't disable it tell them to just take the bulbs out of the light.

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

also they should not be so sensitive that when you roll over in bed they turn on.

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lolboy300 0

Or just find the movement captor and put something on it.

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

we did that in our hockey dressing rooms then when the lights turned off we all started fighting and stuff like that

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rosha267 21

My closet does that! Thankfully I don't sleep in my closet

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dickydickman 0

you might not, but I do

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

R. Kelly does..

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Dumbass, it was a monster in the closet joke not a homosexual innuendo.

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DrewsFML 8

Unless there's a teletubbie in the closet, then it's gay AND a monster.

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trevishere 7

Your picture and comment made me laugh.

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thelastlucifer 17

wouldn't that be awkward when the cleaning people come in, in the morning? lol

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charlie2_fml 2

I don't think anyone would be coming in your hotel room while your sleeping!

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gurpreet 5

that sucks, something better would be of you clap your hands to turn the lights on and off

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DrewsFML 8

it's all relative gurpreet, of the 2000 people who voted on this FML so far only a tiny 20 of them either didn't like your idea or were confused because you accidentally put 'of' instead of 'if'.

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DrewsFML 8

LOL Mihalka... it would start off blinking slow and work it's way up to an effin' strobe light.

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Mayshod 3

Then cover the sensor with a towel or a piece of tap and sheet of paper from the front desk. Duh.

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ismokeweedalot 0

that doesn't work.... dumbass :P

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Piece of tap... Hahaha, fail.

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toastyjustice 5

35 you should probably lay off the weed for a bit

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Mayshod 3

Then cover the sensor with a towel or a piece of tap and sheet of paper from the front desk. Duh.

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1215116a 14

What is 18 talking about?

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1215116a 14

Sorry, that's fine. :)

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