Transportation: Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already....

By Norah - 23/07/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 04:00

Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 22:48 - United States - Lake Worth

Today, I found out that my mom has been deliberately forgetting to help me practice my driving. It's not because the insurance will go up once I pass the test, she doesn't want my 14 year-old sister to feel left behind. FML

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By haramara - 25/05/2021 17:01

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By fedupson - 09/04/2015 14:03 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By NowBroke - 04/04/2016 09:38 - United Kingdom - Malmesbury

Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML

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By crushed - 11/12/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

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By pleasedontyellatme - 20/10/2016 15:19

Today, my parents finally took me driving after months of me having my permit. I got yelled at for asking questions. I only needed to know which way they wanted me to turn on the next street after they told me to turn, but not which way. FML

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takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:05

Thats what parents do, don't bother reasoning with her.

TobiPuppy 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:06

Obviously she's telling you something. You inherited her bad genes.

Comments

im_bored_tired 12

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:04

haha

volley4eva1698 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:30

hahaha you're not even the first comment..but good try with the short 'haha'

TheMasticater 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:44

yeah bitch I'm first ;) haha just kidding, good effort.

TheMasticater 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:04

Women :P haha

pertained 12

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:06

Don't people want their genes to get passed down?

wolflover44 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:08

Maybe OP really shouldn't pass his genes down... Pretty tough love OP!

grapisy 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:14

Genes also shouldn't be put in pools. they take forever to dry.

OWNZ 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:14

Im pretty sure she wants you dead...

je_suis_fml 11

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:15

'Mommy Dearest' knows best...

flockz 19

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:17

no she just wants her own genes to be weeded out the gene pool because she doesnt want to let anyone else suffer.

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:36

... what about women!? The suspense is killing me!

NastyNinja31 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:37

op must b the result of a busted condom

littlemissFYL 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:51

yeah, what about women? watch what you say because we brought you guys into this world and can easily take you out ;-)

NastyNinja31 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:59

47.. kinda like Casey Anthony?

haiu2323 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:11

aw parents and their hypocrisy...

TenderizeMe 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:51

i'm sure she CARes about you. :F

sxe_beast 11

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:02

@47 - You couldn't have brought us into the world without our semen. It takes two to make a baby.

iLOLatURpain69 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:15

NEWS FLASH No baby can be made without semen!

LordGoober 13

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:39

Actually girls came from guys since god took a rib from Adam

jillianmathers12 13

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:04

I would tell her off

WCARlover 34

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:09

some people have respect for their parents, even if they are unreasonable at times

jillianmathers12 13

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:13

I know but still it's hard to respect a dumbass!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:33

Your mother probably is a dumbass for not teaching your proper manners if you walk around with those ideals.

johnson94 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:02

you can still have manners while expressing your concern for your mothers ridiculous ideas...

BShady96 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:07

i dont see how this is an FML, shes letting u drive who cares what she says?

dancerNsinger4li 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:58

And even if she wanted to 'tell her off' maybe she has the type of mom that would beat her ass if she did! Lmao. Some of you know what Im talking about....

12em12 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:16

Even if your mom is a dumbass you should give her some respect..

itswhateveridk 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:34

yeah except when it reaches the boiling point of insanity...you forgot about that one.

CrackerJack127 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:10

dude...no body cares how close you are to your mom. :P

takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:05

Thats what parents do, don't bother reasoning with her.

BigHoshJosh 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:32

hey be happy! atleast she changed her mind and you get to drive now!!

thantomaniac 0

Monday 25 July 2011 11:49

Looks like somebody's mother failed out of high school biology.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:05

maybe she's hoping you'll be thinned, if you know what I mean

goshpeople 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:49

Or the mother meant that allowing teenagers to drive WITHOUT taking proper action in regard to preparation and safety is irresponsible. Insisting that the OP take driving lessons means she wants him to be educated and learn as much as possible to stay safer.

goshpeople 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:51

I mean, her*

Daederoth 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:38

Yeah! She wants you to get thinned fatty! Right, right? oh wait... no.

getviolated 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:00

HA...but really, nobody sees that it most likely was a joke or she didn't mean it?

TobiPuppy 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:06

Obviously she's telling you something. You inherited her bad genes.

ariannaa_fml 17

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:11

Awwh you beat me to it!

starwind3438 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:06

Your mom isn't real bright is she?

gurpreet 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:08

just like my mom

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:08

I guess she didn't drive when she was a teenager.

dontpush 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:03

im getting ur picture tatooed on my arm, cant wait

dontpush 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:55

whoever thumbed down that is a ******, sublime is sick

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:08

Lol. You should have said "Well Mother I believe that allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool, you know what I'm saying?"