Animals, Health and Cats: Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the...

By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 15:00

Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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By Tony - 02/01/2021 08:01 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my geriatric cat apparently leaked a little before he got to the litter box because when I went to use the bathroom, I slipped on the puddle. My left foot slammed into the kick panel of the cabinet and now my second toe is purple, swollen and tender. I may have broken my toe by slipping on cat piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 20:03

Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By Felix - 05/12/2018 14:30 - Ireland

Today, my 1 month old kitten peed all over my kitchen floor. I wanted to get some water out of one of drawers and slipped on the piss. My phone shattered and i dislocated my arm. FML

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Wednesday 24 October 2018 10:06

Wooaah. That’s like having a “deja-vu” - deja-vu moment !!!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 4 November 2018 20:03

Can't go over it, can't go under it, can't go around it, got to go through it.

Comments

hellboy5099 18

Sunday 21 October 2018 11:46

Love Canada ❤️❤️❤️❤️

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 24 October 2018 10:06

Wooaah. That’s like having a “deja-vu” - deja-vu moment !!!

Shabnam Moghal 14

Sunday 4 November 2018 17:13

"You've Been Framed!" producers would be proud of you. Don't forget to send the video of the event to them. You might win £200 for best entry!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 November 2018 17:29

Well, comedy is based on the Rule of Three. I’m sure your video will become and instant comedy classic!

mekiswrite 21

Sunday 4 November 2018 18:36

Maybe go AROUND the puddle and not through it.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 4 November 2018 20:03

Can't go over it, can't go under it, can't go around it, got to go through it.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 4 November 2018 22:35

"Oh, my human, slip three times on the cat pee if you want me." Wait--that's not how that Tony Orlando song goes.

Sinshine 28

Monday 5 November 2018 4:29

You saw the puddle and still slipped on it several times? You know you can walk around puddles, right? Unless your cat is gigantic and flooded the whole room.

Levi2411 41

Monday 5 November 2018 7:50

Not quite the liquid recommended for a slip 'n slide, but hey, I guess it's not a total catastrophe?

Mightytall 35

Wednesday 7 November 2018 7:00

Often cats will show their owners that something is wrong with that behavior. So I’d check if - litterbox is nasty - kittie has an urinary tract infection If it’s neither one of these you did something else that upset the cat ... good luck figuring that one out.