The Protector

By fuck - 14/08/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML
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tarabelle 7

thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.

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DeathBunny218 37

Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P ... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point

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tarabelle 7

thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.

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Iamnotmyself 17

You can make all the excuses you want but you know you tackled him because he looked a bit like Rush Limbaugh.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Well sorry for not being high when I posted 15...

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oboewhore_xD 6

Tarabelle, your picture is kind of awkward.

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andy_l 14

A very creepy one, I see ...

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MagicallyFat 12

No good deed (or good intention in this case) goes unpunished :(

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LiveLaughFML 10

18 wutwut is the beach you're in located in the desert? loving the mountains! lmao

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KennKenn 0

#1 looks like Miley Cyrus.

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chaldochamp3 6

How is this an FML? You tackled him. FHL

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DeathBunny218 37

Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P ... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point

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krez 20

Why was he doing what? Walking around with her, and possibly paying for her stuff? The only thing the guy did wrong was look too *bumlike* to the OP!

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loveexgirl 15

No I meant why was he jogging up close behind her and looking like he was about to grab her?

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koe4 0

who walks behind someone theyre shopping with..?

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nativepimp 1

Why was OP following the girl and her father?

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CDABXXX 5

Why wasn't 75 reading the FML properly?

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Nyolia 11

Ithink if someone was being stalked they would at least notice it and look alittle panicked. But at least you were trying to help.

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Random_Person88 8

The father looked that bad that you mistook him for a bum.

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Random_Person88 8

I can't help imagine what he thought when you told him that he looked like a creep.

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mrahhhhh 21

Why are you talking to yourself, sis?

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mrahhhhh 21

Sorry, meant why instead of while on the other comment. This comment may appear to be from before I posted the other one in this thread. Fml is glitching -_-

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Random_Person88 8

I forgot to say the things I wanted to. But I really do look like I'm talking to myself. -.-

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block1 2

I wonder if he was a bum

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THETRAIN 0

67 chime in on the family conversation Much

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RabidBunny 10

Well, the intention was good at heart but the outcome overshadowed your determination. Next time, just watch your step and mind your head. :)

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ciarafox9 9

You've got some serious explaining to do!

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