yes do you?

We got some Popsicle sticks in cellar.... Mmmmm!

I like my fish sticks with custard thank you very much.

To all the people saying he was probably in the basement and that was his dad - do you think she stopped everything and typed this FML right on the front porch? No she would have answered the phone and told Isaac where she was (not his house apparently) and THAT'S the FML. Think!

doctor who reference much? let's get married.

29- they are joking. it obviously wasn't Isaac's dad. it was his mom.

Whovians unite!

This is so fake...

You're 14. Your opinion is fake.

Haha I might know the isaac that he is talking about, his dad is very creepy and likes to weird out children plus they have a basement which is where we always hang out and he lives in Kansas but I'm sure there's a lot of people like that.

Oh, and 29 - You might actually want to reply to THOSE people, you sarcasm impaired little whiny bitch.

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"

110- Don't give me nightmares.

Jesus had your back today

121- Your profile pic gives me nightmares.

He was a sex offender guaranteed OP. That's gotta be some scary shit.

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You, sir, are a prick

What are you, a gay fish?

Fish fingers and custard, Pond

204- :O I thought it said EpicSushiiij. But no, you tricked me. Where's my sushi?

I remember you, OP. We could've had a great time together... Perdix, do you plan on visting Isaac soon ? Cause he's still in my basement. I'm waiting for you...

WIN!!!!!

Says the creepy guy with the banana dick picture! Lol!

Creepers, they're everywhere these days D:

They're climbin in yo windows snatchin yo people up

Hide yo wife hide yo kids

Cause they rapin errbody out here

You are really dumb, really really dumb, fo real.

Today, I went to visit my friend Isaac at his house for the first time. A man who I thought was Isaacs dad answered the door and brought me down to the basement to see Isaac. I am now sitting naked in a 30ft deep hole while 'Isaacs dad' is saying "It puts the lotion on its skin".. FML

That's what I was thinking

137- I can't tell if you're being serious. If you are, it's Silence of the Lambs. If you aren't, carry on. I wasn't here.

And If you get locked in the basement then don't worry, Isaac is trying to scare you LOL!

That's the most likes I've ever seen anyone get. Whoo hoo, Perdix!!

Or else it gets the hose again

I don't know why so many people thumbed that down- I guess they're too young for a Silence reference??? That was funny. Silence Of The Lambs, people.

"Buffalo Bob? Is that you?" *anxiously tugs at collar*

Aha that is funny

Silence of the Lambs is a classic. I don't feel bad that everyone thumbed me down.. I feel bad for everyone who doesn't know what the reference was to.. If you haven't seen it, you need to. Then watch the rest of the series..

Seems legit.

U all liked her comment cause she's pretty

What's your point?

people do like pretty people more

My name's Isaac... -.-

You're not pretty Isaac. Therefor, thumbs down.

She's pretty. So what? Chances are most people agree with her.

Who is pretty?

But then Isaac's dad would know where OP lived!!!

So 119 is Isaac's dad

Herbert?

*says in Herbert's voice from Family Guy* Mmmm, that would be nice. It would be nice to know where OP lives.

No, it was the wrong house. That man didn't just LOOK like a creeper, he was one :/

Dude she could've died! After being raped

Or, she could have died before being raped; we don't know what this guy was into

Or, she could have accepted, not refused the rape and now be posting this as a cover up for the planned pregnacy. oO. •think out side the box•

Don't creepers go BOOM?

To go hardcore with

Omg I just loled at your pic

Everyone NEEDS a close friend. HE just dont need a friend that close

Creepy man was lying about it being OP's friends house. He was actually a creeper.

So creeping man was a creeper?

I thought OP was the creep? : /

No, you're just an idiot.(: Read it again sweetiepie.

Fail train!

Please come down to my basement for... A drink....

Minus the tail.

I see what you did there.