By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 19:29 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML
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FirstTigerHobbes 13

I would've been just as scared if she even wished me a happy birthday. Only because no one ever says happy birthday to me :'( *runs to sob in a corner*

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

70- How... How nice *sniffle* :') Now according to a code of conduct by the Internet Compliment Committee... We're friends... Best friends.. He he

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nerobluerose 10

Maybe she was offering? Like mother like daughter

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Just tell her you're on it.

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kittenvks 11

70- THEN, when it's not their birthday you wish them a very merry unbirthday! *breaks out into song* 80- mother in law FMLs have been happening for decades, we just now have a place to put them :)

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ladyLALAA 28

Hobbes, hasn't Calvin even wished you a happy birthday? I thought you were best friends? Happy birthday from Australia!

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

No, it's only on Christmas when I get a present or special greeting from him, Calvin is either very forgetful, or just a douche when it comes to my birthday. Thank you :)

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ChaCerCam 14

I'm never going to marry a woman who has a crazy ass over protective mother.

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MyChemicalSmosh 4

You shouldn't be scared, act like the text never happened.

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Da_Bauss435 8

Exact opposite of what he should do. He should ask her for tips during dinner and just laugh at the awkwardness.

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iBanana 17

72- Know what would be far more awkward? Inviting the mother-in-law to a threesome and winking profusely while swallowing....... swallowing sweet tea. Oh, I can't even comprehend the level of awkwarivity of the moment.

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siickman 7

Thanks captain obvious :)

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

That's not awkward! It's a boost for her moral! (Sounded better in my head)

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MrSassypants 32

You looked at the FML and SAID "LOL"? Now I say "WTF".

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TrollBaby 8

From these comments, I see a few people that enjoy talking to their smart phones or computer and share random acronyms.

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nemo88 8

Why would you not want to have sex?????

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

100 - When did OP say that?

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richy90255 8

Well that's awkward but at least try to follow her advice Happy Birthday

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iheartstewie7 5

^^ i like your picture ;) I wonder if OP is a guy or a girl because that somehow effects the WTF(!) factor. If you're a guy, be very afraid OP..she could be suggesting something :O

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LolFMLnot 10

She might be a lesbian and suggesting the same thing ^

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esines 9

Doesn't matter, might have birthday sex?

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ayyemmcee 1

At least she's not a raging bitch to you like most mother-in-laws? Silver lining OP.

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Pentium_4 27

maybe she was being sarcastic and that's her way of keeping you from coming over

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