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If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..
Oreos!
Subway chocolate chip cookies. :D
I want to know how old she is now.
What kind of a mom wouldn't want to share with their own child??
14-If I could, I would bathe in Oreos. You've got chocolate and vanilla, crunchy and moist. Mmmm. I would turn into an MMA fighter if ever I had to defend a sleeve of Oreos. Cookie Monster is going down with his cross-eyed self!
#76 that was really short-lived, he's still Cookie Monster
94 ~ I actually laughed at your comment.
68 ~ Hey man, give people some credit: I'm only 13 and my grammar is perfectly fine. It's not about your age; using grammar is a choice (which most teenagers and kinds my age don't seem to make).
Fat Op's mom must be.
I have to admit I'd do anything for chips ahoy
she is a dick op I feel bad for you all those wasted years not going trick or treating
I see what you mean, but trick or treats dont always involve chocolate, they're just usually included.
She almost certainly trick or treated, so her mom could thieve the chocolate!
She is not a dick... She is a fat ass bitch
or maybe she is some how related to the cookie monster
You can still go trick or treating... I take my cousin every year, we have a deal; I take her trick or treating, give her some of what I get, and she allows me to use her for candy. It's a great system. Lol
77 - Are you, by any chance, an entrepreneur? If not, you should start your own business. That is some of the best business skill I have ever seen!
I don't know about you but when I was a kid the lollipops and other non chocolate candies stayed in the bottom of the bag and didn't get eaten until weeks later when I was out of the snickers, kit kats, take 5's, reeces, and Hershey bars. So yeah that does limit a lot of trick-or-treating candy.
Well said. Thumbs up x2
Wasn't an FML posted a lot similar to this?
Yeah, but this mom is a selfish bitch, the other OP's parents were just too vain to let her have chocolate.
Oh, yes! Now I remember. Thank you. If I were OP, I'd try to look on the brighter side and eat all the cookies I wanted. But don't share with your mother.
Definitely. That should be a crime which warrants a jail sentence.
She's a friggen' Nazi man!
I don't know how I would have lived this long without chocolate...
45- actually you're right, the Holocaust happened so that hitler could give the nazis more cookies. *sarcasm*
20- your profile pic is.. Wow..
20- your profile pic is.. Wow..
#115 they guys profile pic is from a guy off the Internet, whose 'famous' for saying, "BOB SAGET" it's not really him incase you're wondering. x) xo
117- **** you! You piece of shit!! Ass! Piss.
Hahaha! That's genius :D
Genius maybe, but hardly suitable for parenthood. You get kicked out of kindergarten for not sharing!
Reminds me of Raising hope when virginia told jimmy he was allergic to fruit!
You gotta do what you gotta do to protect your cookies.
You mean you've never had a chocolate chip cookie? :O I would cry if I was denied chocolate.
Even worse, OP never had Nutella.
I've never had Nutella.
I don't even like nutella *flies away*.
10 (Welshite) ~ Excuse me for changing the subject, but I've never been able to tell what your profile picture is supposed to be. It's seriously started to bug me.
Now you should steal all her cookies. That'll teach her a lesson
That sucks, but think of how much chocolate you can enjoy now! Ooh ooh! Go have a Reese's! They're the best!
Why start with the best? First, start with the somewhat decent, like the ones at a Nordstrom or Dillard's, then the good ones: Twix and snickers. Then the really good ones: Kit Kat, M&M's, 3 Musketeers, then top it off with Reese's. That way the surprise gets better and better with each candy.
Awful...but didnt you notice the lack of epi-pen? Even as a kid I had a basic understand of how food allergies work that would have made me suspicious...
I've lived most of my life without one; it's just a matter of knowing what foods to avoid. Now that I've carried an epi-pen for years, I've never used it. A couple of times I should've but I got through the attacks without using it.
Not all allergies require an epi pen.. My friend has many allergies that range from different levels of attack.. Some she just gets a headache from..
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If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..