You sound very experienced in this matter....interesting.

I'm pretty sure he taped it in a manner where if he moved it would cause severe pain. With this I doubt he could make it to the bathroom easily.

well no one told him to do It.

38, Once upon a time I used to live with a very moody house cat that had razor-sharp claws and demeanor of a royalty (you touch it - you bleed), so I used to wear plenty of band-aids. Band aids peel off in shower/bath. So for this dude it'll be the same thing, unless he used superglue or stapler. In case of "superglue", it'll peel off in a few days (skin constantly regenerates and dead cells fall off, so eventually pretty much anything will peel off), in case of a stapler, cement or something similar, there's 911/emergency phone.

Way too sore to be sexy.

Don't know why you were thumbed down, I was thinking the same thing.

I'm pretty sure he still has them attached thank you...

replies should be funny or witty... yours was neither...

Everyone ride on the bad comment train!

He must of tried tape them back on!

*Boyfriend whips out balls and shows them to OP* well that didnt solve anything, did you mean figuratively show some balls perhaps?

I do believe he meant you can't see them due to the tape

she*

It took me way too long to get this.

you know what else is too long and pretty hard?

a calculus test.

The monk fooled you. It's so the female's tounge gets stuck, too. Then someone calls him in for an *ahem* exorcism ;)

I think I just witnessed the elusive technologically-aided strangers-wingman... Haha