Slammer

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML
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Offspring_fml 27

Good luck in court, it sucks when officers assume people are together.

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Ctrl_H 18

heh atleast the group attempted to clear you. Or maybe it would hurt their rep if word got out you were trying to roll with them.

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Offspring_fml 27

Good luck in court, it sucks when officers assume people are together.

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HowAreYouToday 34

You could probably sue them.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

8: I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say that you're American.

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coolboy675 16

#12 - You must be foreign. Yeah, don't sound so nice now, does it?

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AbstraktThoughts 13

14: I'm actually American as well :) I think that in itself allows for me to bash on my own country.

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Bakarra 22

We're allowed to bash our own country? In that case... Obesity, excessive suing and imperial measuring systems hooray!

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zango1 15

14 - Out of (roughly) 196 countries in the world almost everybody is 'foreign' to 195 of them.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Actually I'm Russian. Good guess though. Russia is basically America, but with vodka, mafia, communism, and snow. Lots and lots of ******* snow.

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Offspring_fml 27

But America has those things as well to an extent.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

26, trust me, if we had communism here, you'd know.

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helloimclaudia 30

14, so everybody who isn't american is a foreigner?

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Blacksabbath211 9

22- I guess northeast Ohio is like Russia minus Vodka, communism and the mafia... **** snow >.>

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AbstraktThoughts 13

19: Don't forget the gas prices that get higher than a flying unicorn.

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RpiesSPIES 27

Unicorns don't fly, silly. You're thinking of a Pegasus.

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HowAreYouToday 34

No, you're thinking of salmon.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

54: You're the silly one! Everyone knows unicorns fly. Rainbows are actually made by the flight trail if a unicorn.

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TwinArmageddons 4

You mean an Alicorn silly Pegasus don't have horns

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moophasa 19

44, There was a Canton Mafia in the 40s through the 60s, so you can add the mafia back in there

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coolboy675 16

Wrong FML man. Edit: and now future people will think I'm crazy because he edited his post.

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Offspring_fml 27

Nah, I saw it too. He posted about the stapler gun FML.

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girlydk 7

Wow that sucks for you OP, I hope it gets figured out.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

At least it's not in America, where that word doesn't even exist.

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j_cat187 19

Whoever can bribe the judge with the most money wins. Yay!

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Mister_Triangle 21

High school must be hard for you guys.

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trivel64 16

Wait, I though America had a fairer judicial system that most other countries?

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coolboy675 16

And you didn't distance yourself away from the scene because...

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Ctrl_H 18

heh atleast the group attempted to clear you. Or maybe it would hurt their rep if word got out you were trying to roll with them.

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easyprey 8

Either way op gotta step it up, the group is counting on his leadership.

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s15c 9

Yeah, I was thinking the same. For a group of people breaking the law, they're rather considerate.

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PenguinBitch 43

Well OP, it's been 5 hours now and Ashton hasn't appeared. Now's the time to scream and rant that you're being punked.

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Bakarra 22

Is Ashton still doing his thing? I thought he gave up those reins to Betty White a while ago...

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PenguinBitch 43

Bakarra, Ashton IS Betty White!! *dramatic music* He's just playing a prank ...or it's vice versa; Betty White could be Ashton. I'll be back in a few, I'll investigate through google.

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SirEskimo 13

And he never came back...I think it's safe to say he found out too much

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nnnope 26

how the heck does that even happen? you getting caught up with a random group of people getting arrested, I mean. like, did you not see the police car lights, or hear the siren[s] or have any time to get like 10 feet away?? I think more info is needed here.

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