By loveyadad - 16/06/2013 15:46 - United States - Watertown

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
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golden_warrior 23

someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day

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flashback.miss 28

My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.

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hienzburgess 9

LMAO I guess now you know you're the least fave

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Iceman225 11

slap that little f***** in the face.

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Orion1434 5

And he seems to have not put too much thought into hers, just everyone else's

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lennelleong 33

Well, he's still paying for your college right? So don't dwell on it. Unless he isn't.... then u can start speculating that something's wrong (u were adopted/mom had an affair/u were rude to him) and favouritism's afoot.

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liblob 6

he prob thought she didnt know it was free. and maybe couldnt find anything for op.

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feelingold 18

...Those little lotions are only good for one thing............

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flashback.miss 28

My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.

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hienzburgess 9

aren't you supposed to reply with song lyrics?

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CocaColaPepsi 13

I don't know why people thumbed you down I thought that was funny, but just in case you don't know, " I thought you were supposed to reply in song lyrics" he's talking about her name.

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spanelli 16

I guess you didn't read her description...

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ohSNAPyall 26

No, I was too distracted by the leech in her eye.

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spanelli 16

Hmm, indeed. I sat here staring at it for a while, also.

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golden_warrior 23

someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day

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itsmichellebitch 16

He shouldn't get a gift. But if he needs one regift the lotion and tell him you loved it so much, but you are sure he would love it more than you do.

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Julianne_sings 10

I hope you kept that in mind when you selected his Father's Day present! Perhaps you should re-gift the lotion?

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MolesterStallone 13

Better than nothing I guess....

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PrussiaisAwesome 15

not really now op cant pretend their dad forgot.

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Zimmington 21

27- maybe he did forget (which would be worse than nothing) and the lotion was still in his bag.

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drjohnnyboy 15

Did he also give you hotel tissues? If he did, then if I were you, I wouldn't use either of them.

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AFloppyWetWhale 6

At first I thought Op was a boy, and that it was a perverted joke... kinda like my name

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