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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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By tiredmomma - 21/07/2016 21:30 - United States - Boston

Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML

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epicwaffles 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:14

I would give him a new face arrangement.

4funzies 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:14

Bring someone home and improve the Kama sutra.... that might surprise them.

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vic55jets 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:13

Time to find an alternative place to live, or maybe change your roommate.

ApollosMyth 22

Wednesday 3 July 2013 10:40

Or maybe just move his bed back. It doesn't sound like this is a reoccuring problem, so I assume he could just tell his roomate to leave his shit alone and it would take care of the problem. If not, then he should maybe consider switching roomates, but only as a last resort in my opinion.

epicwaffles 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:14

I would give him a new face arrangement.

4funzies 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:14

Bring someone home and improve the Kama sutra.... that might surprise them.

KiddoKS 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 10:06

If you know how to improve the Kama sutra, you need to share with the rest of the class :)

chanellgymnast 17

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:15

It's a sign. He wants you out. Escape while you can!

Deeznutzhairy 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:19

Nobody can escape the Flung shui ways!

Deeznutzhairy 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:29

Feng* *sigh*

Deeznutzhairy 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:42

Oh wait.. Ignore that ^

Iamevil123 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 10:59

Epic fail...

SleepWalken 5

Wednesday 3 July 2013 13:48

Your post's contradict your profile picture..

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:15

You can flung shui his bed into the parking lot.

Deeznutzhairy 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:16

Well at least you still have a bed :p

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:16

Change the Feng Shui of your roommates face and then put everything back... simple fix really.

epicwaffles 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:17

I feel like you deserve the #2 spot and not me.

Deeznutzhairy 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:21

I feel the same way.

epicwaffles 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:35

Your profile picture sums up what you're trying to be.

Deeznutzhairy 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:57

Woah! Just take it easy man.

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:28

Guys take it easy, don't worry I feel exactly the same way as both of you, I clearly should be number 2 but we can't have everything and alas, I was too slow...

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:31

And btw Nutz, if you're getting this many thumbs down with that many comments, its time to put down the keyboard/phone and call it a day man, just saying...

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:21

Wait up, let me google feng shui. *googles feng shui*....wow, the room must look nicer OP.

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:23

Not the end of the world. I say to hell with it, use the bed anyways, he'll get tired of you sleeping there before too long...as long as he is just screwing with you. ;)