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By WhyThankYou - 26/07/2013 05:31 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists, and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

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By fullyajar - 12/07/2021 11:01

Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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Proselytizing

By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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One step beyond

By Go vegan! - 06/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML

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By LunaCrow - 10/02/2015 02:32 - United States - Shakopee

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML

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By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

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Edgy

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 10:00

Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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Queensland 27

Friday 26 July 2013 11:49

Get back at her by eating her garden, taking down all pictures of Jesus and hitting on all of her daughters.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 26 July 2013 11:48

You should tell her that ignorant bitches will go down first when you take over the world, so she better watch out

Comments

subiedude08 17

Friday 26 July 2013 11:48

Wow that's just rude Ignorant!

Uramonkey 11

Friday 26 July 2013 15:37

Maybe she wants to watch the world burn? In that case she loves you OP!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 26 July 2013 11:48

You should tell her that ignorant bitches will go down first when you take over the world, so she better watch out

Ctrl_H 18

Friday 26 July 2013 14:52

They already did take over the world, ******* controlling rainbows and shit.

Queensland 27

Friday 26 July 2013 11:49

Get back at her by eating her garden, taking down all pictures of Jesus and hitting on all of her daughters.

jjessen 20

Friday 26 July 2013 13:55

Or in this case, hitting on her sons

Queensland 27

Friday 26 July 2013 13:57

OP's a girl :)

KingCeltic77 18

Friday 26 July 2013 14:06

Girls can be homosexuals too you know.

Mirorbo 26

Friday 26 July 2013 11:50

Gotta love the folks who go far out of their way to be a passive aggressive bully to someone in such a nonchalant way so they can get away with it by 'just saying'.