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Unwelcome addition

By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 07:06 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

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By bezoar10 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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You deserved it 11 305

What's it to you?

By Anonymous - 29/04/2023 06:00

Today, my mother casually told me she’s been seeing someone for the past 3 months. My dad passed away 2 years ago. They were together for 40 years. Suddenly she had to get off the phone with me because her “guy she’s been talking to” was calling. Hence I’m on the wine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 210

You deserved it 1 139

Fast turnover

By EnglandRocks - 12/03/2015 18:03 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement, to the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 352

You deserved it 2 761

Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 236

You deserved it 234

Plans

By bitchface - 09/01/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML

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You deserved it 3 061

Thanks for the memories

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 04:00

Today, I knew my mom wanted to go out to dinner with me and my sisters, and I couldn't remember why, so I called her and said, "Why are we going out to dinner?" and she goes, "Well, we always have." I forgot today's the anniversary of my stepdad dying. FML

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You deserved it 579

By Gore - 18/06/2019 21:13 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was going to record a song I wrote for my dad, who I haven't spoke to in a couple of years. After getting things together, I called my mom to let her know I'd be doing this. She informed me he died. A year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 618

You deserved it 456

By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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You deserved it 46 721

Not now

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 23:00 - United States - Marlton

Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

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You deserved it 3 983

Good question

By only child says fuck you mom - 10/04/2016 14:56 - United States - Holly Springs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 2 459

AngrySailor 17

Friday 26 July 2013 16:09

A man not paying attention? I've been told we're good a that sometimes. Hopefully he just had a brain fart. Sorry for you loss OP.

meiam 7

Friday 26 July 2013 16:12

I'm sure he put his foot in his mouth after that one...

Comments

AGB10 19

Friday 26 July 2013 16:08

Terrible on him! You need to show your husband who is the daddy!

Uramonkey 11

Friday 26 July 2013 16:22

Daddy is dead though

Welshite 39

Friday 26 July 2013 16:24

#12: All it requires is a shovel.

DJisHere11 19

Friday 26 July 2013 16:36

#14 Really, you dug too far. Sorry for your loss Op.

salazara 10

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:56

I call it a Freudian slip!

AngrySailor 17

Friday 26 July 2013 16:09

A man not paying attention? I've been told we're good a that sometimes. Hopefully he just had a brain fart. Sorry for you loss OP.

Helloilike_lacro 8

Friday 26 July 2013 16:11

I would understand if he said that about his mother-in-law but aren't father-in-laws supposed to be cool?

Blackcatluck 19

Friday 26 July 2013 16:34

It's not ok to say that about any dead member of someone's family. And the "monster in law" thing is not true at all, it depends on the person.

meiam 7

Friday 26 July 2013 16:12

I'm sure he put his foot in his mouth after that one...

Ambient25 24

Friday 26 July 2013 16:30

or someone else's foot...

tommyfox 19

Friday 26 July 2013 16:14

You'll be able to say that too one year after you divorce him.

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 26 July 2013 16:18

... I pity anybody you get into a relationship with.

ShyAnn29 14

Friday 26 July 2013 16:29

5, that is a strange reason to get divorced, haven't you ever done something like that? I have, I'm sure almost everyone has.

tommyfox 19

Friday 26 July 2013 17:24

#8- I pity anyone YOU get in a relationship with. Unless of course they are a mortician with no sense of humor. Morticians tend to be deathly serious.