Miscellaneous: Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've...

By TheSacredTeddyBear - 31/07/2013 03:06 - United States - Independence

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Cougar - 24/07/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 12:00

Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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lachy15 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 11:38

Keep them if they have sentimental value. I kept mine and I'm a guy.

ScottyFoxx 10

Wednesday 31 July 2013 11:36

Maybe they wanted you to keep it?

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ScottyFoxx 10

Wednesday 31 July 2013 11:36

Maybe they wanted you to keep it?

debbster7 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:31

Or maybe it was just because they thought it'd be funny?

TheCanucklehead 22

Wednesday 31 July 2013 17:25

Or maybe OP's family are spies who have to protect her from immediate and immense danger. In the stuffed animals are cameras, allowing the family to keep a close and careful watch on her

emilie_gambii 9

Wednesday 31 July 2013 17:47

Maybe they were testing her to see how committed she was to being animal- free

lachy15 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 11:38

Keep them if they have sentimental value. I kept mine and I'm a guy.

fml121785 14

Wednesday 31 July 2013 12:53

Even if they didn't, it's just so hard to throw away a perfectly good cute & fluffy teddy bear holding a fuzzy heart that says "I love you". Something about them just makes them hard to get rid of. If it would make you any easier, you could take them to kids in hospitals or at a orphanage. They wouldn't be going to waste & you'll be making a sad little boy or girl very happy. :)

Mynameislinh 24

Wednesday 31 July 2013 19:05

#22 It's so hard to take your comment seriously, with that profile picture...

Zimmington 21

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:38

I have 2 that I like to hug when I'm depressed which is often. It makes everything a little better.

Penguinman909 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:16

I still have the first two stuffed toys I've had since I was a day old. I'm 19 and still call them by the names I gave them, Pengy and Poley. You can guess what they are.

thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 7 July 2015 11:56

I still have mine, because they're from friends from when i moved, and one with the England crest named rooney from my grandparents from when i had an operation when I was little.