Her excitement on opening the envelope was at least 30 Seconds to Mars.

Your package should arrive within "Three Days Grace".

Wow, that's an All Time Low.

If it came on time though it would be pure Nirvana

at least the tickets weren't delivered 3 Doors Down

Thankfully OP didn't go down the street Smashing Pumpkins

she should probably get her Nickelback. or was it 50cent ? too much ??

Anything less than that and she'll be jumping in a Puddle of Mudd

This is a Primus example of puns being overdone. If you all continue with these ridiculous band puns, I will become a commenter Slayer and there will be Megadeth.

Don't worry OP, maybe a KISS is all you need to feel better.

OP should be Avenged Sevenfold for that kind of ridiculously poor service.

You can all just go to Camp Kill Yourself

Maybe you should go to the company who sold you the tickets and give them a Five Finger Death Punch.

Should have been Asking Alexandria, where your ticket was prior?

Who knows OP, maybe the concert wasn't that Fun.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate how awesome we are.

And now All that Remains is tickets you'll never be able to use.

I bet OP was so angry she became a Violent Femme

In this moment just eat korn and everything will turn out epica by time and don't forget to be aware from the scorpions

Your lack of CAPs on the titles ruined this System of a Down...

It would take me no more than Sum41 seconds to lose my shit and make sure I was getting refunded.

I'd have a Rage Against the Machine if I lost my shit...

oh man. If I were you, I'd Rise Against this ridiculous postal service

I'm sure there's No Doubt that you were angry about that

I'm sure I'd be Breaking Benjamin if this shit happened to me

That ticketing company sounds like its being ran by a bunch of Red Hot Chilli Pepper-Butthole Surfers.

Give op some Eminems and she'll be fine.

Also, think positive! The tickets arrived late...but perhaps the mailman was Marooned 5 blocks down.

I hope you weren't going to take a boy with you, Boys Like Girls who get their concert tickets on time.

Your mailman must not of been able to find Park Way Drive.

Probably the longest string of well executed puns to date.

This is probably the saddest Story of the Year.

Op shouldn't worry about her missed concert, they should go see a movie. I hear theres good stuff playing At the Drive In.

Hit them with a Skillet!

OP, I would give Within Temptation and call the post office to let them know their service was Garbage.

These comments are making me feel a Serj of awesomeness.

I bet OP is Disturbed by the fact they spent so much money on the tickets they're now in a Middle Class Rut

Maybe OP could win a pair of tickets if she turned on the Radiohead

It's too late for OP. She can't Escape the Fate.

She should call the post office and say " 'Miss May I' get a refund?!"

Your day must be Falling in Reverse

The mail man really must have been a Daft Punk.

She must have been in Dire Straits last night.

Hopefully op will forget and look forward to another Brand New day

The postman had a Simple Plan - to get the tickets delivered to her house on time. Unfortunately, that plan failed.

Told y'all the mail man only went One Direction yesterday -_-.

The mailman was probably too busy eating Cake to mail the tickets.

OP should cut her tickets up with her Nine Inch Nails

apparently the Postal Service was having some Issues

Well now OP has time to get on Redtube and watch the "unspoken" version of 'Alice in Wonderland', Alice in Chains....

Next time, be self Reliant K?

Why not just go outside and play in Marcy Playground?

I would feel Disturbed if that ever happened to me.

If this happened to me I might LMFAO!

I hope OP didn't start a Panic At The Disco instead.

ask for a paramore tickets

Although these posts certainly aMuse me, there's No Doubt I'm still pissed. The Postal Service in These United States is so bad even Twenty One Pilots couldn't get the tickets to my Neighbourhood on time. The Maine point is that my Simple Plan to see my favorite band was ruined by the Hooligans working as mail men. That's Sum 41 dollars wasted. I Solemnly Swear that this was my All Time Low and next time there's a concert I'll print tickets to make sure I can have Fun.. My tickets will be printed by the time I blink-182 times. Even though it Hurts that I missed my concert, thank you guys for making me LMFAO, this is the best comment thread ever!

It is our pleasure! :) Just curious - what band were you going to see and will yoi be getting a refund?

Maybe the postman was to busy sleeping with sirens to mail it on time.

They shouldve been sent via Ups Rush delivery.

OP, that was a simply amazing comment. Anyways, did you get a refund?

Blink 182, all time low, and twenty one pilots. Probably others that I missed The wording choice used in your response signals some hints as to what the concert was. Am I right?

You missed sum 41. Simple plan, and solemnly swear

Did you just reference bands in your follow up? You're awesome!

#133 you missed muse

Maybe one of those pilots died, and so the evil Theory Of A Deadman is to make sure you can't make it to the concert

She threw in Fun and LMFAO too

Everybody who has participating in this thread should get 5 For Fighting (or excellent punning).

OP, that follow-up comment is amazing. I salute you.

Best follow-up I've ever seen. Even better you included Hurts. No-one I know has heard of them.

You have a nice sense of humor!

This by far is the best author comment ever.

Nice reply awesome. Was the concert held in Linkin Park?

The Cure for your anger is to find this mailman and shove the tickets up his ass.

And No Doubt

I wish I could like your comment, because it's awesome!

Hey, Postal Service is a band too.

I feel like you only wrote this FML just to make that follow up comment. But any rate I'd be devastated if I missed a TOP concert.

Marry me.

They deserve a 5 Finger Death Punch to the face

It was modern punk concert, I knew from simple plan, my all time fave band

She also put The Maine

you missed simple plan also

What band was it for? Or what tour was it?

Your puns are absolutely sublime, but I think mine are slightly stoopid

I guess the joy is no longer formidable now that they were late. I think you need some iron and wine to take the edge off

I would've thrown a Five Finger Death Punch at the mailman

Be careful when complaining to the manager. She might be a stubborn old Iron Maiden

123- Awesomesauce!

The bands she listed were... Muse. No Doubt. Postal Service. These United States. Twenty One Piolets. Neighbourhoods. The Maine. Simple Plan. Hooligans. Sum 41. I Solemnly Swear. All Time Low. Fun. Blink 182. Hurt. LMFAO.

That's illegal

Maybe you should move Closer.

This made me laugh. Love all of your band references :)

Why do you Talk like This?

At least they were There For Tomorrow

At least they were There For Tomorrow

Double post:( my bad

Just watch not to Fall Out, Boy.

You should go to the Two Door Cinema Club to take some stress off.

STFU you spelled death wrong and they're funny!

21 pilots it says that

To many puns

You could raise hell and bring forth all the demons and hellfire you want but chances are it would lead to nothing. Generally if you order anything that uses the post (so long as it was dispatched accordingly) the moment it leaves the businesses premises in perfect condition it is in the hands of the postal company the company who dispatched your goods will hold no accountability if the post man lost your post under his seat or whatever and delivers it late and good luck trying to get anything out of the posties. tl:dr you aint getting jack sonny.

OP should be Avenged Sevenfold

Scratch that, there are several rules protecting users in this situation on eBay, for example SNAD states: "The item is unusable and was not disclosed as such. For example, if there are missing major parts or components, will not function or turn on or is spoiled or past a relevant date."

Or at least pick them up at will call

I have seen some venue's charge for print at home as well as will call. Generally one or both are free though.

#12 is correct. It's usually around $2/$3. I go to a lot of concerts and usually print them just to make sure I get them on time. A couple of bucks is worth the peace of mind of having the tickets on hand but all those hidden charges suck! I've even gotten charged on my ticket for parking even though I didn't park there.

Say what? You got charged for parking even though you parked elsewhere?

I saw Evanescence in high school back when it was my favorite. Amy Lee sucks in person. She couldn't sing for shit.

I'd still hit it

I respect your optimism but bad show or not, the person is out a lot of money.

I too saw Amy live, 22 and I thought quite the opposite, I thought that she was amazing :)

I don't know why I'm getting thumbed down -- I'm the only one suggesting the most practical, non-confrontational solution. Good luck trying to get a refund. Often the fine print you agreed to without reading contains the whopping "**** you" if your tickets don't arrive in time.

#36, when the tickets didn't arrive the day before the concert, the OP should have called the ticket agency and inform them of her problem. They likely could arrange to have the tickets at will-call. A company wanting to render excellent customer service surely could have pulled this off. The OP was too passive on this one -- she deserves the ticket-framing plan.

#52, you shouldn't have put impossible in quotes because I didn't say that. Just because my solution was the most practical didn't mean the refund was impractical, it would be a little more difficult. The real goal was going to the show, and had the OP acted in a timely manner, she might have been able to go. At this late stage, the ticket company could accuse the OP of lying about the late delivery and that she just failed to show up at the concert.

Dear everyone in this argument, Pervix is never serious.

*psssssttttt perdix its not a secret, its on the internet*