By cb - 25/11/2013 18:58 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML
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kyu_Q 19

I farted in my car before getting out of it today. came back a few hours later and the smell had mutated. I feel your pain OP

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perdix 29

Hypothermia is a more pleasant death than ass-phyxiation by fart gases.

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magicman13 9

Insert fart puns here

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beaglegal 42

Beans, beans the musical fruit; the more you eat the more you toot.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Well, I don't feel to bright. I had always thought it was the magical fruit.

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feelingold 18

well #21 will you feel even less bright after your to/too gets corrected?

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wcc7777777 5

The more you toot the better you feel, thats why i eat beans at every meal!

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greeneyebeauty9 28

ahh.. #43 I knew someone was going to say something. I apologize for my improper use of "to."

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kyu_Q 19

I farted in my car before getting out of it today. came back a few hours later and the smell had mutated. I feel your pain OP

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martin8337 35

#2, something must have died in your guts.

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mkcontrollers 11

Ohh no. You get through the cold and crack a freaking window!

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MrSarary 26

Im sure you had the same brand fight or should I say fart back op

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MrSarary 26

I didn't really check the comment before I senf it. Sorry guys

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conman531 23

I'd you opened the window for less than a minute it would be worth it

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olpally 32

Just open the damn window! Lol.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Agreed with 9. open the window, wait for it to air out, & then roll it back up. then repeat. it may get annoying but it's better than smelling ass all day.

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annie_nk 22

Hopefully the truck doesn't have one of those window lock buttons.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Totally agree with ya #9. Never to cold to let the air clear for a couple of minutes.

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fmylifeNOT 15

Beans, beans the magical food, the more you eat the more you toot. My brother used to sing that at the dinner table whenever we had beans!

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Oh god, hope you brought a gas mask OP

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