By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
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kinky44 28

Does that mean "teacher" is slang for drug dealer? It all makes sense now.

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JoeGrant 12

From the context of it, it sounds like you're in college; so look on the bright side, the semesters almost over OP!

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JoeGrant 12

From the context of it, it sounds like you're in college; so look on the bright side, the semesters almost over OP!

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whiteboy896 9

where else would there be a "dorm"?

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MyNameIsLaughter 18

#46 Boarding school. Now stop being a butthole trying to correct people.

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nickzpic 8

I go to boarding school, a highschool, and obviously there are dorms there

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kinky44 28

Does that mean "teacher" is slang for drug dealer? It all makes sense now.

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Arrow44 10

Calculator is slang for syringe or needle

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cryssycakesx3 22

notebooks are stampbags

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summerguy97 16

And studying means injecting the marijuanas

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Wizardo 33

"Yo teach, you got any 'answers'? Please man I'm desperate, this algebra is getting to my head..."

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SThompson90 7

And asking someone "if they took chemistry" means "can you cook meth?"

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DJisHere11 19

#38 You don't injected marijuana. You smoke it. And for those people who want to call me a pothead I'm not. I'm just educated.

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

47- You're clearly not "educated" enough to realize that 38 was making a JOKE.

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artiststatement 21

47, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that she was joking. Just a hunch.

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DJisHere11 19

If your going to make a joke. At least, no what your talking about. It just makes it valid in my opinion. You don't have to agree.

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Jelbeztok 17

@53 im fairly certain they know you dont inject marijuana. that was part of the joke.

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

53- For someone who claimed to be educated, you sure made a lot of grammar/spelling mistakes. You must have no sense of humor at all, because it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that they were joking. Jokes don't need to be factual or "valid." It's just something to make people laugh.

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swaggalikethat 22

Lol, I'm reading this while smoking my textbook.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#43, Chemistry Teacher: "I'm the one who experiments..."

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negb 30

Just like the teacher in Mean Girls

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mpj13 8

And that boys and girls is why we don't jump to conclusions.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Well she's just an idiot! Everybody knows the codeword is "Notebook."

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SmittyKick 18

Well that explains why the guy looked so confused when I have him some notebook paper..

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nightbirdblue 27

I thought that was the codeword for a Death Note. I guess I don't know my code words very well. :(

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Rizzen 27

damn, sorry OP for having a mother like that.

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littlem91 29

It's his classmates mother. Starts the FML saying it. Right at the very beginning.

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Rizzen 27

damn.... I suppose you are right. I read that too fast :P

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HowieDoIt 21

Soon she's going to confiscate your chemistry books to make sure you don't make meth.

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CoDandBlowjobs 8

Stupid people... stupid people everywhere!

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gc327072 30

"Aw yea man you KNOW I'm bringin that Chemistry: The Central Science this weekend!" "**** yea! This is gonna be a great weekend!"

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Readoll 13

She not YOUR mother... I'd cussed her ass out.

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SnoochBoochie 14

I no grammar good with no English weedbook... Err textbook.

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