By anonymous - 13/01/2014 01:40 - United States - Upper Darby

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML
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JMichael 25

Maybe you should lay off them big booty hoes.

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JMichael 25

Maybe you should lay off them big booty hoes.

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soccerstar1996 18

She got a big booty so I call her by her name because she's a respectable lady

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Shrouds 14

Big Booty Abigail is such a sweetheart

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perdix 29

#1, laying on them is better ;)

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jococo7787 3

Never lay off them big booty hoes. they're the best at their job: being a hooker.

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Enslaved 36

Yes, but that's only because they thought OP was talking about knitted socks and garden tools.

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That_Ginger 18

Yep, she came right out of a giant cake.

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deviking 10

Why are you getting down voted I found it funny

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FalconLeSnail 7

For a friends birthday, I once duct taped a bag of Pirate's Booty to a garden hoe and gave it to him as a present.

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Pleonasm 35

You never know, maybe they got one to come out of the cake for you, don't get your hopes up yet.

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firefighter925 18

I guess she friends with the monster that's under her sheets

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Pleonasm 35

Unfortunately, it seems like you're on the wrong comment section.

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Soloman212 28

If there's a big booty hoe in the cake, shouldn't OP be getting their hope (as well as other things) up?

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OctoDope 15

Indeed #44, I believe #3 meant to say dont get your hopes down yet

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calvino15 7

#34 DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLLLATE! CHOCOLATE

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KVKdragon 26

Did your birthday wish come true? :P

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ChenEighty 20

There would be another FML about his parent bringing a prostitute to a surprise party his grandparents were at if he did.

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Bulldozer36 21

Umm yeah, that's kinda disturbing you'd yell that at home.

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JMichael 25

I'm thinking OP lives alone and thought that he was the only one in his house at the time he yelled that.

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JadeStonewolf 5

My best friend walks around her house and says it at her mom. xD "amanda I want you to clean the dishes" "Yeah? well I want a big booty hoe, but we don't always get what we want." Her mom laughs at it.

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skyttlz 32

When I'm home alone I yell out random things like this

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DAL1010 4

I say the same thing with my friends.

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TheBrochure 22

Because they were once big booty hoes as well.

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TheBrochure 22

2 Chainz is quite possibly the most intelligent lyricist of the deca-GOSH that is really, Really hard to say!

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ksks1234 33

I did not know there was a song called that. I googled the lyrics and I think I have lost a few brain cells.

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TheBrochure 22

If you wanna get doped out of your mind from brain cell loss, take the time to watch (and listen to) the music video.

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Altoniel 1

2 chainz actually graduated from college with really good grades believe it or not, so he is most likely the smartest raper out there and if his rap career ends up going down the drain he would have a college degree to fall on

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jgw_it2 12

rappers usually make lyrics that they know will be catchy. They may be dumb but it sells.

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AdamInNi 3

she got a big booty so I call her big booty (8)

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