By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

Was that the plot of the porno?

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jojimugo 20

With how much they scream and grunt ..it's the same shit

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Redoxx_fml 22

Was that the plot of the porno?

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brettrb 18

Actually, watching women's tennis and watching **** have very similar effects. Like the crushing guilt and sadness that hits you when you realize you just wasted 45 minutes by yourself watching because you have no one to... Play tennis with. *muffled sob*

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wastedpenguin 14

Tennis Porno? I dont know how i feel about that..

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Redoxx_fml 22

Let's just say there's more than one kind of love in a tennis porno

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Godsofdracos 15

It's kind of the same... Don't forget to play with the balls!! Works for both.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Athletic **** at its finest...

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beaglegal 42

Ask him if he wants to join you ;). He might not mind so much if you do.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Pretty sure him threatening the cops means he doesn't want to join in

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ruckfules85 34

I don't think a guy would be so petty to ask him to turn down a porno.

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mld4657 28

oh yeah baby give that ball, right over that net...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Oh yeah backhand my balls. Harder harder!

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brand125 17

41 - it okay, just let it happen ;)

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mld4657 28

oh it happened, the game ended early sadly.. ;)

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someindiandude 6

Must be Sharapova match.

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boating_guy 33

My thoughts exactly... That Sharapova shriek.

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gotaplanstan 28

or azarenka... or serena... or kuznetsova... or plenty of others XD

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jojimugo 20

With how much they scream and grunt ..it's the same shit

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euphoricness 28

Plus they are hitting some balls, it really is the same.

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lemontreee 11

I didn't realize I could make some of those noises until I started playing tennis myself

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Redoxx_fml 22

I misread your comment as "started playing with myself"

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chuka81 27

Women's tennis, is that what we're calling it now?

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pjsr 32

Tell your neighbor you prefer watching two women, but are open minded. If he/she wants you to, you'd be willing to watch two men or even foursomes.

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schadenfreud 6

explain to the cops that the noise was a result of regular back and forth forehand strokes making contact with balls until a big shot went out. im certain they'll understand

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