The only true love

By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
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caligal14 0

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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I_ate_pikachu 0

I like how you spelled ouch. xD

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AFewScrewsLoose 0

Pussycat, pussycat, where are you, i loovee youu. :] (8) and wowzer, you ranked lower than a liddle kitty. congrats ^.^

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weewee1 0

let's see the cat make him a sandwich

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caligal14 0

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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StuckZ 0

Sucks! Anyway, he should call you beautiful more often really, not just to kitty.

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LOL_FYL 0

where do you live here? i live in vancouver. oh, you should dump his ass btw

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genius_man16 0

*pushes it again* and also, why is he your boyfriend? He sounds like a total ass. I mean, he can joke about 'talking to the cat' but refusing a kiss? that's a little much. unless he's just not a physical guy, then i suppose you should be used to it

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marz88 0

*Pushes it one more time*. Why can no one on FML take a joke? Ok maybe he should have kissed her but really some of the stuff on here would make me laugh my ass off and appreciate the fact that I have a witty/funny gf.

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Rasputia 0

*Pushes it so hard it breaks* NOW NO ONE CAN PUSH IT!

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fudrick 0

I'm getting tired of "Today, I can't take a joke. FML"

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john_bell 0

How could you think he was talking to you. You! HA

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xxorganizedmess 0

He was kidding, most likely. Otherwise he's a jerk.

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kukopia 0

Hope its a female cat. I hope you give them plenty of time to be happy together, like the rest of their lives.

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