By mynameis - 13/11/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I was walking to the parking lot from class while texting. When I looked up as I approached my parking spot, I noticed the words "F*ck you Dave" keyed into my car. Hi, my name is Clare. Who's Dave? FML
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spayellow 0

Ummm... I think it's pretty obvious that "d-a-v-e" is "clare" written very poorly. You can't expect perfect penmanship with a key, can you?

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8trickster8 0

There's a lot of these "wrong name keyed into my car" FML's. Maybe it's just the same guy for each one? Hmmm, I think I'm on to something.

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vynns 0

Aw that really sucks. >:( Hope you caught whoever did that.

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marz88 0

Posting at the top because I want to say that we have had waaaaayyyyy too many of these FMLs here. Can we only get those of epic proportions? Thank you. But yeah FYL

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tiancai 0

Maybe what he meant is "(I want to) F*ck you, (signed) Dave"

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dudeitsdanny 9

=) I'm sure that will make her feel better ^^;;

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Twolly 0

I figured it was more like: **** you. -Dave

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ClumsyJason 3

Lmfao, so now she still has to pay for the damages :p

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BigK_Diet_Cola 1

Hi Clare. I'm BigK. Dave is the dude you're smashing. That note is from his girlfriend. You shouldna done that. He's just a boy.

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8trickster8 0

There's a lot of these "wrong name keyed into my car" FML's. Maybe it's just the same guy for each one? Hmmm, I think I'm on to something.

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perdix 29

I didn't know that HAL learned how to key a car. And that they making yet another sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey"

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polico_wolf 0

Hello, da-- aw, you beat me to a hal refrence

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spayellow 0

Ummm... I think it's pretty obvious that "d-a-v-e" is "clare" written very poorly. You can't expect perfect penmanship with a key, can you?

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nonynony 0

Only if it's in lowercase. Capital D-A-V-E doesn't really looke like C-L-A-R-E, and I'd say people are more likely to write in capitals if they're doing something like keying a car, lowercase when writing on the internet. Who knows, maybe not. Just pointing that out.

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perdix 29

Back in my day, all of us kids had to take a class in Keymanship, so when we would go around vandalizing stuff it would be goddam legible. It was a big waste of time, but we liked it, we LOVED it! Flibbity-floo!

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lefteye770 0

at first I thought, "yea, FYL"...but spayellow makes a good point

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rx0829 0

Hahaha I NEVER would have noticed that!!! Of course, if it was capitalized then this doesn't work, but otherwise...

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chellinha93 0

Oh that is true. If you write cursive like I do, the two words can be mistaken. Very nice thinking spayellow. FYL Op. That sucks...

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null_fml 11

Good eye, #9. I only have one beef with your comment. You're the only one so far that noticed that connection, so it's definitely not "obvious".

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greengremlyn28 7

I agree with you 100%

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teanque 0

but....what about Bob??

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