Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering...

By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

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Extreme hangover

By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML

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By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Best night out ever

By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:55

Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.

badbunny 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:42

pics or it didn't happen.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:55

Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.

Incredibly_Dope 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 15:36

War Eagle

itsametaphorfool 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:04

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING. what a stupid FML. obviously YDI.

Nikedawg 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:06

Sounds like a fun night!!

pinkkloverr 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:12

lmfao sounds like you had fun.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:23

Hah, OP, you fail, and YDI

badbunny 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:42

pics or it didn't happen.

bean_dawg 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:53

I want pics.

ZleveL 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:10

and a video

shelboo_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:43

One's an innie and one's an outtie!

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 23 November 2009 9:52

If you got drunk, it's always YDI.

diet_otaku 0

Monday 23 November 2009 15:40

which is exactly why i don't drink.

ChChCharlie 10

Monday 23 November 2009 10:13

She probably just felt inferior to you. I don't think it's right though :)

Endo22 0

Monday 23 November 2009 10:17

Nobody to blame but yourself, learn to hold your booze and dont be such a ****

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Today, I rolled my ankle, got pink eye, and have the flu. Unable to stand long enough to cook myself a meal, I opted for delivery. When I opened the door for the delivery boy, he backed away frantically with his arms up upon seeing me. Apparently, I look just as shitty as I feel. FML

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Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML

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Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML

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