By virginmary - 06/12/2009 08:07 - United States

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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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alewiina 0

Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)

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n0ted 0

there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:

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alewiina 0

Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)

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Atamix 0

i could change that, if you want.

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kindness 0

yeah, it sucks that your mum thinks you're lying, but you're stupid for being ashamed of it. there's nothing wrong with being a virgin. have some self respect.

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The_Pleb 0

To all the virgin girls go make me a sammich And then if your hot enough youll be lucky enough for me to give you your first "and best" point in bed. WARNING this may cause you to never enjoy sex again Thankyou

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jcrook 0

I don't think the OP is lacking in self respect, it's understandable that she might get the impression that there might be something wrong with being a 21 year old virgin if we live in a world where her own mother finds the very idea of her being 21 year virgin inconceivable.

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Unregistered 0

okay im pretty sure her own mother wouldnt just yell out randomly that she will get pregnant the OP must have a record of some sort of behaviour that led her mother to make such a wild assumption. She probably a) hangs out with sketchy friends b) dresses like a ***** and c) has been caught drinking/getting high (before she was 21)

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loninessYman 0

yes ,there's nothing wrong with virgin ! i support you!

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Boxingsweets 0

Agreed. Whats wrong with being a 21 year old virgin? ._. I might be only 17 and a virgin but I don't plan on losing it anytime soon.

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The_Pleb 0

O i lost my virginity at age 14 Just sayin, Im not proud of it ofcourse

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The_Pleb 0

How are you a ***** then? You give but dont recieve?

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tumandro 0

So you're a **** tease? No one likes a **** tease.

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ambyellen 0

The whole situation is inconceivable... because she's a virgin :D

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n0ted 0

there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:

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boone_fml 0

Good chance her first time will still not be anything special, but there's still nothing wrong with being a 21 year old virgin.

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myfriend_youfail 3

OH MY GOD, woe is you! You've only lived two decades and you're such a dried up old hag! [/sarcasm] I didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 20, and most girls in my pathetic little town were "well experienced" by age 17. Get over it. Being a virgin isn't anything to be ashamed of. If you haven't found the right partner, there's no reason you should go around having sex when you're not ready. FYL because you have really ******-up priorities in life. Worry about your education or job, ways to get by in life so you can be successful later on. Unless your dream job involves prostitution, you shouldn't be so preoccupied with when your ankles finally go up and around your neck.

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patiokitty 0

There is a word for your mother and it rhymes with 'ditch'. If you still live with her I think it's time to move out.

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Disbelief1 0

Rich? Hitch? Fitch? Itch?

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newsgit 0

It's witch, guys. He's insulting her, there's no other word!

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ShaydeStar 0

I lost my virginity when I was about 17...but for a guy thats expected. Something I read online went..."A key that opens a lot of locks is a master key, a lock that opens to a lot of keys is a shitty lock." I guess that makes you a Master Lock. Kudo's Op...You'll be a good wifey someday.

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monbon6788 0

So your saying guys should have sex but not girls. so who are the guys supposed have sex with?

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TheButler 0

Lol we share the ***** ^^ or get girlfriends

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Reyo 2

but girls aren't supposed to be having sex...and saying "we get all of the *****" is still breaking the rule. Oh wait, you're talking about GUY *****. Nevermind, I get you...homosexual.

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jiequals3 0

You guys are assuming that all guys are taken at all times. One slutty girl can easily take many guys virginity. She'll just get around alot. Let's say that Bob, Joey, Steve, and Susan all go to the same school. Bob and Susan go out for a month and decide to have sex. It is the first time for both of them. They brake up and Susan goes out with Joey next. She has already lost her virginity and is more eager this time. They go out for two weeks and have sex. They brake up and Susan goes out with Steve next. They go out for a week and Susan has sex with Steve. then they brake up. The point to my little story? Susan is horrible in bed. Also, girls who have done it before are more eager for sex, and guys will generally not turn them down, whereas, girls will decline their boys and the guys will still stick with them... for a while atleast.

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monbon6788 0

but that still makes susan a crappy lock, doesn't it? i'm just sayin, if everyone followed this rule, the **** to hetero ratio would be much higher than it is, and humanity would slowly die out. and the world would be left to the monkeys. who wants that?

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Kayokku 1

^ Speaking of which, Rise of the Planet of the Apes is coming out soon :P

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FindOut 0

Totally agree. I'm 22 and a virgin as well. I have loads of friends and have a great social life, I just don't see the point in having sex with just anyone so I can tell others I've done it. I'd rather be a virgin than do it with people I don't have feelings for. Good for you, and just ignore your mom.

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SarahStarzz 0

agreed I am 18 and still virgin and plan 2 be virgin until i get a fiancé or something :)

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pinkkloverr 0

there's NOTHING wrong with being a virgin in your 20s. (i'm almost 21 and still a virgin.) your mom is just crazy. you know what the truth is... even if she thinks you're lying about it.

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TRJADN 0

YDI for still being a virgin at 21.

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generationaliya 7

Beats sleeping around and not knowing which guy is your baby's daddy. Maury Povich anyone?

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